[sings]
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear 'Cookies,
Happy birthday to you!
[/sings]
We made you a cake…
…but we eated it.
Well, just for that…
When come back, bring pie.
Happy birthday!
Shouldn’t this be in the pit?
D&R
So… how many people HAVE been lured to the dark side by your nefarious and manipulative offer of cookies?
Stay on the light side! We have punch ‘n’ pie!
Aw shucks! :o
I’ve had my head burried in mafia games and raccoon distribution maps that I almost didn’t see my very own thread.
It’s even my favorite color.
[Indigo Girls]
Thanks y’all!
[/Indigo Girls]
I brought the cookies though.
Happy Birthday.
Only one, and it was so much work I just decided to marry her so I didn’t have to endure another round.
ducks frying pan
Well, don’t you think you ought to now rescind your apparently standing offer? I mean, it’s just good common sense…
Happy unbirthday! Wait, it’s actually your birthday? Well then happy birthday!
It was when I made the OP. Yea, for verily I am omniscient.
Happy Birthday, CTTDSWHC, one day late! You’re exactly a month (and who knows how many years) apart from me; I was born Sept. 1.
Y’all were so sweet to give me a lunch date with Brandi Chastain for my berfday! I don’t even care that she was a day late, or that she wasn’t actually in our corporate cafeteria to have lunch with me, but some other employee friend of her’s. She walked right past me, and it is the thought that counts!
Maybe next time she stops by I can remind her of the first time we met. When I stalked her through the San Jose airport and asked her to autograph that topless picture of her.
That reminds me – the sound made by an egg sizzling in a duck’s frying pan doesn’t echo, and nobody knows why.
Happy Birthday, one day late or 365 days early – whichever you prefer.