Coming soon to a theater near you

He’s a crack addicted Canadian Emu…

He’s the son of God…

Together they are JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACK-ADDICTED CANADIAN EMU!!!

Bringing their own form of two-fisted justice to a lawless land.

Scene opens on a wide, barren praire. A lone tumbleweed rolls across the screen. On the horizon we see a cloud of dust and a faint silouette rippling in the dry desert heat…