Has anybody got a dime? Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!
More beans, Mr. Taggart?
You use your tongue purtier than a twenty dollar whore
And now for my next impression: Jesse Owens!
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“Its twue, its TWUE!”
Shut up, you Teutonic twat!
Little bastard shot me in the ass!
Yeah, but I shoot with this one.
What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin’ on in this thread!?
'Scuse me while I whip this out…
You are the leading asshole in the state.
Mongo! Santa Maria!
“Meeting is adjourned. I’m sorry, you say that.”
“Say what?”
“Meeting is adjourned.”
“It is?”
“No, you say that.”
“Say what?”
“Meeting is adjourned.”
“It is?”
I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
The sheriff is a ni(BONG)
IT’S ‘HEDLEY’!
Mongo only pawn in game of life.
Where would I find such a man? Why am I asking you?
More schnitzengruben?
Taggart: “I got it! I got it!”
Hedley Lamarr: “You do?”
Taggart: “We’ll work up a Number 6 on 'em.”
Hedley Lamarr: [frowns] “Number 6”? I’m afraid I’m not familiar with that one.
Taggart: “Well, that’s where we go a-ridin’ into town, a-whompin’ and a-whumpin’ every livin’ thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.”
Hedley Lamarr: “You spare the women?”
Taggart: “Naw, we rape the shit out of them at the Number Six Dance later on.”
Hedley Lamarr: “Marvelous!”
Taggart: “I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots.”