Groan
“Are we awake?”
“I don’t know…Are we…black?”
“Yes, we are”
“Then we’re awake, but very confused!”
“Would you like some help?”
“Oh…all I can get!”
See this hand? (holds out left hand)
Steady as a rock.
Yeah, but I shoot with this hand (holds out extremely shaky right hand)
“Where all the white women at?!”
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn’t thrill me at all
or
Camp town ladies sing this song
do-da
do-da
Is it twoo what they say about you people?
<zzzip>
It’s twoo! it’s twoo!
And the line allegedly left on the cutting room floor:
Madame, you’re sucking on my elbow.
Mongo just pawn in game of life…
“He said the sheriff is near!”
“Good afternoon Madam”
[extending middle finger]
“Up yours (N-word)!”
“Brother Johnson has the floor”
“Thank you Brother Johnson”
[pan over to church brethren]
Shamus Johnson
Bill Johnson
Mike Johnson
Albert Johnson
Etc.
Etc.
P.S.-- The pudgy black actor in this movie was named Charles McGregor. After a brief spell in acting(I believe he was also in “Superfly” and another blaxploitation flick), he moved to the Bay Area in Cali. There he was employed as a Maintainence man at my brothers’ school.
My father and he grew very close for a number of years.
-Sam
“All right boys, break’s over! Don’t just lay there a-gettin’ a suntan; ain’t gonna do you no good nohow!”
“Willkommen, bienvenue, welcome, c’mon in!”
'Scuse me while I whip this out.
gasp
Not to worry, everyone is equal in my eye.
“No thanks, food makes me sick.” I actually use this from time to time.
Another favorite:
“I didn’t get a ‘harumph’ outta that guy.”
“Give the governor a ‘harumph’”.
“Harumph.”
“You watch yer ass.”
Head’em off at the pass!
I HATE that cliche.
V.
You’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know… morons.
“Thankya baby, but two is my limit on Schnitzengruben.”
Badges?! We doan need no steenkin’ badges!!
“Man drinks like that and don’t eat, he’s gonna die.”
“When?”
I believe his limit was 13.
And who could forget.
“Somebody’s got to go back and get a shit load of dimes!”
“Are you insane? Can’t you see that man is a Ni-”
“Sorry, wrong person.”
“Are you insane? Can’t you see that man is a Ni-”