I know someone who is going to give birth soon, and damn if this doesn’t fit her personality BEFORE her demon spawn breaches the thin membrane between this world and one of the more serious rings of hell.
Is this the same woman who traded in her 2 door sedan for a Lincoln Navigator because she needed extra room for the baby?
Yes! Very same woman who made her husband sleep on the couch for five years because
HE MIGHT ROLL OVER AND CRUSH THE BAAAAYBEEEEEEE!!!
Heheh - I know that type. ALL space everywhere must belong to them. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I think I must mail that little work of literature to a few friends. 
That’s a great bit.
Five YEARS? Hubby had to sleep on the couch for FIVE YEARS?
That’s a one way ticket to bachelorhood.
It’s called a crib, dimwit. Sheesh.
Aaack! nono Buttonjockey ! It was a little hyperbole on my part in describing the personality of a woman who might be the author of the sentiment in the poem. Heck, the guy who wrote it didn’t come up with that by himself. He must have been a WITNESS!! :eek: