In an old issue of Mad, there was an article about switching channels to liven up the voice-over dialog by funny juxtapositions:
(Pepsi) “Stay young, and fair, and debonair; drink light refreshing…”
(Drano) “DRANO! Because nothing clears those stopped-up drains like the new, improved, superspeed…”
(Gillette) “Gillette adjustable razor!”
So let’s start a thread with funny combinations, like this:
“After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…”
“After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…”
NADS! NADS is the safest, most effective product on the market for removal of unwanted…
“After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…”
NADS! NADS is the safest, most effective product on the market for removal of unwanted…
Lawyers. Call 1-800-LAWYERS for quick reliable help for…
After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…"
NADS! NADS is the safest, most effective product on the market for removal of unwanted…
Lawyers. Call 1-800-LAWYERS for quick reliable help for
embarassing odors. Secret leaves you feeling as fresh as if you just stepped out of the…
After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…"
NADS! NADS is the safest, most effective product on the market for removal of unwanted…
Lawyers. Call 1-800-LAWYERS for quick reliable help for
embarassing odors. Secret leaves you feeling as fresh as if you just stepped out of the…
Ronco Pasta Machine. Just add the ingredients and flip the switch to enjoy fresh, homemade…
After a hot day on the tennis court, there’s nothing like a tall refreshing glass of…"
NADS! NADS is the safest, most effective product on the market for removal of unwanted…
Lawyers. Call 1-800-LAWYERS for quick reliable help for
embarassing odors. Secret leaves you feeling as fresh as if you just stepped out of the…
Ronco Pasta Machine. Just add the ingredients and flip the switch to enjoy fresh, homemade…
Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs! What kind of kids eat…
“Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs! What kind of kids eat…”
political canditates you can trust. A vote for John Newsome in November is a vote for…
“Hot dogs, Armour hot dogs! What kind of kids eat…”
political canditates you can trust. A vote for John Newsome in November is a vote for…
“painful hemorrhoids. Try Preparation H for fast relief of . . .”
“Spielberg’s movies! These videos are available at most video stores, and if you rent five in the next week, you can qualify to receive, at no cost or obligation…”
…and if you rent five in the next week, you can qualify to receive, at no cost or obligation…"
Big-Mouth Billy Bass! He sings! He talks- perfect for parties and other special occasions like…
Big-Mouth Billy Bass! He sings! He talks- perfect for parties and other special occasions like…
. . . the unexpected loss of a loved one. Why not plan ahead and ease your family’s burden at this difficult time. Call now to enroll in . . .
…the United States Marine Corps. We’re looking for a few good…
…the United States Marine Corps. We’re looking for a few good…
roaches. Call the Orkin man when you need…
roaches. Call the Orkin man when you need…
…the whitest teeth and the freshest breath. New Colgate makes you…
roaches. Call the Orkin man when you need…
…the whitest teeth and the freshest breath. New Colgate makes you…
…test drive the new Canyonaro today only at your local…
…Public Library. For a nominal fee you can sign on as a user to qualify for online auctioning on eBay. All it costs is…
…side effects which may include nausea, vomitting, diarhea and blood loss. Do not use this if…
…Proposition 38 will guarantee a better quality of education in California schools. So on election Day, be sure to…
Proposition 38 will guarantee a better quality of education in California schools. So on election Day, be sure to…
relax in your new Craftmatic Adjustable Bed, the only bed that conforms to your…
maxi pads with wings, now with all day deodorant protection, to…