There was a series of commercials during the Olympics in 1984, or maybe 1988, for one of the big box stores like K-Mart or Wal-Mart. Each one ended with a man wandering through the aisles calling “Valerie? Vaaaal-erie?” There was a new one every day, and after a few days they added a woman wandering around calling a male name. On the last day, they finally crossed paths… but it turned out that they weren’t looking for one another. She found her little boy, but the guy was still searching for “Vaaaaalllll-erieeee?”
I’ve been trying to remember the name that the woman was calling, but it isn’t coming to me. This commercial is one of the very few things that isn’t on YouTube, as far as I’ve been able to find.