Commercials may have finally hit rock bottom

I came expecting to find what I consider the most annoying commercial of all time and was surprised to not see it listed!

Lets check the categories

  1. Host that obviously has no problems? Check.
  2. Super annoying catch-phrase? Triple (heh) check!
  3. Absolutely zero content about need for product? In spades!
  4. Earwurm / meme-ability? Dear gods, yes.
  5. BONUS TRIPLE POINT SCORE: Homeopathic ‘cure’ which already has plenty of known options?

BING BING BING BING BING BING BING

We have a winner! I give you, “HeadON!” I accept your scorn for bringing this back to your attention.

That commercial was pretty bad, but I still think the Kars4Kids ad was worse.

How about some love for the Venus shaver for pubic hair.

This is why some people have a dog.

Cool so this is like the CS thread, except we can say fuck, n’shit.
Rad.

We shan’t notice that we’ve had complaints about ‘feminine hygiene’ product commercials but no mention of all the commercials, aired in the same era, for ‘jock itch’ remedies.

Like this?

Whoever came up with this is an advertising genius.

I will happily contribute whatever it takes to bribe the award committee. That idea is priceless bathroom humor. Thanks for sharing.

It would be much easier to put out a can that ostensibly covers up a bad odor but actually makes a worse odor. I used to see such things in the Johnson Smith catalog.

No, no, the whole point of the thing is that someone attempting to use a spray to mask an odour they’ve created instead announces their action with a hugely loud air horn! :smiley:

Yeah, I know – you want this sort of thing. I’m just saying that there are other ways you can get people to announce their action, like chasing them out of the bathroom by creating an odor worse than the one the one they’re trying to cover up.

Well, this thread went to shit.

Some of us already come equipped with our own loud air horn that sounds in those circumstances. Often repeatedly.

Here., let me spray this airfreshener, sitting right here in the thread.

I understand the humor element (and would likely laugh myself), but I’m not convinced that you want to discourage people from spritzing some deodorant if they’ve dropped a load.

When I shower, I user a body wash for my entire body. i can’t imagine suddenly searching for different products for various parts of my body. That strikes me as ridiculous and a little weird.

One of the original “Charmin Bear” ads, which, indeed, was a “bears shit in the woods” reference:

These days, if one pays close attention, one will realize that there are actually several different varieties of Charmin bears:

  • The red bears are used to sell Charmin Ultra Strong, and they obsess about “being clean” after wiping.
  • The blue bears are used to sell Charmin Ultra Soft, and they obsess about how soft the toilet paper is.
  • When the bears are brown, they are generally promoting the Charmin brand.

Shampoo? It’s a new thing; perhaps it’ll catch on some day. :wink:

Fascinating. And leave to our keen-eyed ad man to see the details.

I find it interesting that the blue = masculine color was chosen (no doubt after careful thought and/or focus group work) to represent comfortable softness, and red = semi-feminine color was chosen to represent rugged robustness.

Shampoo is just soap.

Disclaimer: I worked at a personal-care products company for seven years; while I primarily worked on anti-perspirants, I also worked on haircare products for several years.

Chemically, most shampoos are actually detergents, which are different (chemically) from a soap. One big difference is that soaps tend to leave films (“soap scum”) behind, especially when used in hard water.

Those of us of a certain age may recall ads for Zest, in which they said, “Zest isn’t soap” (even though it looked just like a bar soap) – that’s because Zest was a detergent, in solid/bar form.