Commercials you hate #31,686

“It’s *good *you made that giant poop…real good.”

Another McD’s one that has been pulled had Mommy coming home late, but with Happy Meals. As her young daughter is digging in, Mommy asks “And how was your day?” Little snot nose brat of a daughter responds “I’ll tell you later.”

If that was my bad mannered child, she would never see the inside of a McD’s again as long as I was alive.

And the commercial that starts out with close-ups of people rolling their eyeballs. I’ll never know what it is for, cause I change the channel as soon as I see it.

The “I pick things up and put them down” guy in the advertisement for Planet Fitness.

You think a falcon is frivolous?!

Seriously, I like that ad. It’s very silly.

Point taken. You never know when you will need a hunting partner.

Yes! And then he makes some lame joke about “I might as well just eat this bag.” Dude needs his sad little head shoved in the oven.

Now imagine if you hear this commercial while you are using their product. It’s bad enough wearing headphones while surfing YouTube.

The Geico(?) commercial where the parents eat the goldfish to save money.

Agghh! I just saw the goldfish one last night! Good Lord…

I noticed that Geico is still trotting out fucking retarded caveman commercials. Jesus guys, let that one die already. Stick with the gecko and be done with it. You’ve mined the caveman shtick to the point of absurdity and they were pretty fricken annoying to start with.

That one seriously creeps me out too.

reminds me of Clive barker or Stephen King, for some strange ting. I sawn this story. Lots of CGI in their construction and “unraveling”. That;s what triggers my uncanny valley response. They are organic, yet textualized, videographed, and roboticized.

I cannot stand the Listerine commercials with people swishing and gargling and spitting. YUK! What next, people cutting their toenails?

A couple years ago, there was a commercial that had a “fungus monster” talk about infecting your toenails. There is then a scene where he lifts up a toenail from the bed and climbs in.

Link, body horror involved.

Consumerist is holding elections for worst commercials of 2011, in various categories. Voting is open until 10/16.

Joe

The Geico goldfish one is awful. Yeah, the thought of parents eating their little girl’s pet while she is upset he is missing *really *makes me want to give that company money. :rolleyes: (Not that I have a car anyway, but still, it’s fucking disturbing.)

Clive Barker “In The Hills, The Cities”

Yeah, the one I ranted about upthread where the wife orders her husband to get the kid down from the basketball hoop is also Geico.

I would have to cover my eyes when the toenail fungus monster (Digger?) came on. If not, I would regurgitate a little in my mouth. HATED IT! :eek:

I just saw a commercial for Dish TV pushing their Blockbuster service. It’s set in a western-style saloon, with several of the characters sporting larger and larger cowboy hats and mustaches. WTF is the connection that I’m missing?