observe the sign on this box of soda cans currently in my break area at work!
What a treat!!! It’s too bad I can only take one, but I guess I should leave some for everybody.
In truth, the sign was originally on a table giving away some full cans of soda that had been abandoned in the breeak area fridge. once they were gone, someone got the bright idea to toss the sign on top of the recycling bin.
Those are not flaws in the photo by the way, the black specs in the picture are the swarm of gnats hovering over the (long since emptied) aluminum bin.
Please use this thread to entertain me with similar experiences. I need a good laugh.
I always get a kick out of the toilet seat covers in the restrooms. The box says, “Provided by management for your protection.”
Attempting to find a picture of said box, I Googled the phrase and discovered the website http://www.poopreport.com . I couldn’t help wondering if a certain one of our beloved Dopers is involved in this.
Well, everybody at work got a big chuckle over the “Free Lunch” sign I taped on the break room trash can. Another favorite was the sign that said “The Green Moldy Stuff In The Tupperware Container In The Back Of The Fridge Is For Everybody.”
I loved the perks at my old job. The pay sucked ass, but I could take home any three machineguns on any given night. New Years was a blast. Literally.
The boss recently purchased a company patrol boat with a 50 cal on the hull. He did this in lieu of any Christmas bonuses. Then he told the employees that their bonus was the fact they could take the boat out once a year. Considering how frugal the Christmas bonuses were every year, this was probably a better deal.
I don’t miss working there one bit. Except the days I feel like spraying some rounds out of a Glock 18.
We have a soda fountain at work. It’s free. At a previous job I had, there was free beer. Two different varieties each month. That place had free pop too.
Couldn’t be, unless he worked there a while back. My husband’s a postman, and a few years ago, a memo was circulated stating that anyone who brought guns to work in their car would be fired. He and his coworkers began questioning whether they’d just not known about that particular job perk - or whether the memo omitted the word “upon” after “fired.”
Reminds me of the post office by the Oakland Airport. I was in there a few years back and they had installed bullet proof glass along the counter. My wife asked if they had a lot of money or something, to which I promptly said “It’s to protect us from the postal workers” The postal worker helping me at the time was not amused.
