NoClueBoy and Aesiron—I like their accents.
And I hate my coding.
Oh, and LinusVanPelt, whose wife is very good-natured about…us.
How did you figure out they had accents?
Hmmmmm? I only meant explain to me how much of the material you’ve learned… I don’t know what you were thinking. ::: innocent, confused look :::
Actually, as a teacher, it all reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.
Young co-ed goes to see her teacher and tells him, “I really need to pass this class. I’d do anything for an A.”
Teacher, in curious tone: “Anything?”
Co-ed, coyly: “Anything!”
Teacher, voice softening: “Anything?”
Co-ed, breathlessly: “Anything…!”
Teacher: "Would you…
…
…
…study?"
(I swear I’m going to use that someday if a student tries it on me… ;))
Monstre: That scene occurs almost word for word near the beginning of the movie The Life of David Gale
[sup][/sup][sub][/sub]Ta-DAa!![sup][/sup][sub][/sub]
Hey, I may be late to the party, but at least I know how to make an entrance.
It just wouldn’t be a flirt thread if I didn’t give a shout out to my main Doper girl Harimad-Sol. Also, props to the cuties from the various pic threads floating around: Jaade, raz, Amazon Floozy Goddess, taxi78cab, EmeraldGrue, aurelian, I’m lookin’ at you. [sub]And about a dozen others whose names I’ve forgotten.[/sub]
So anyway, ladies, I’m not doing anything tomorrow night; my email and AIM handle are in my profile…
I’m worried-I thought Harimad-sol was male
Now with all those teachers,I think it’s time to declare my delightful fetish for ladies in school uniform
Thanks to Laughing Lagomorph’s superior powers of observation and linking in this thread, I now have my first SDMB crush.
kimera, you’re gorgeous! I can’t believe you were ever an ugly duckling! Your glasses are the icing on the cake, though. 
And what an entrance it was! 
Speaking of cuties, what took you so long?? ~pouts~ I’m going to be out of town until LATE tomorrow night, so I’ll be missing out on the festivities until Monday, but save my spot, ok? ~grins~
You know, just based on what I’m seeing here, the next time someone starts a "Post your Favorite Dopers’ thread, I’m gonna have to go with Anaamika and Harimad-Sol, because of the way their minds work.
And of course, Kaitlyn. Wow. you definitely seem a lot more ‘rambunctious’ since your coming-out thread, I gotta say. Good on ya!
Well, you’re welcome to join in. :o
Why, thank you. That’s very generous of you. So, what is it besides teachers that you like, hmm?
Hmm. Beating your post count would be nice, Mr. 3473. Almost…there…
If we’re talking about fantasy type things, other than pirates, elves, and teachers…
Knights. Knights are my # 1 adored fantasy. And dragons in human form, I suppose.
Somehow teachers don’t fit in this bunch.
Always the way…
sighs, goes and sits at bar, orders a stiff drink
I heard Aes’s on a file he sent. NCB didn’t, but he is from Oklahoma, so I can just hear it in my mind.
Yeah, I’ll have a scotch.
::sits in the corner and peoplewatches::
slides over to Ace’s side, orders him a stiff drink
Somebody’s going to have to tell me how this flirting thing works. After reading this…
…I got nothin’.
Really? Never seen that one.
I’ve just seen that joke floating around before, and it’s always been a favorite. 
How about an elven pirate who wears plate armor, carries a lance, and teaches night classes on the side?
Um…well…I didn’t mean all at once!