Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Inspired by this thread. (Thank you Wesley Clark)

Here are the rules:

No leering.
No creepiness.
No T&A comments.
No unwelcome come-ons.
No drooling.
No touching.
No stalking.
No heavy breathing.
No standing inside personal space.
No smoking.
No diving.
No running with scissors.
No shirt, no shoes - No service.
<holds door open>
:slight_smile: Good morning SusanStoHelit!.. You look very pretty today. :slight_smile:
</resists urge to follow and ask out>
<steps into elevator>
:slight_smile: Good morning Kimera!.. Your hair looks particularly lovely today today. :slight_smile:
</fights urge to hit STOP and plant a melting kiss>
…some rules just beg to be broken. :stuck_out_tongue:

2

Can we at least get a smoking section? This is why I don’t go to New York bars anymore. :wink:

3

My, Cecil Adams, your hair sure looks lovely today!

4

If I may suggest, maybe we could compliment/flirt with the previous poster?

lel, you are as beautiful as a boquet of fossils.

(Surrealist compliment :D)

5

touches lel, then runs away

6

But pants aren’t required, right? :wink:

7

*touches Amazon Floozy Goddess, eyes *Candid Gamera ** warily

8

Are we allowed to touch ourselves?

9

Do I really want to flirt with someone named Scumpup?

10

serenades outside Anaamika’s window, and sends her some steaming hot cocoa!

11

Now this is definitely something I can get behind. :wink:

flirts with everyone, hot kisses for you all

12

Come on. You’re a pirate. F*** this serenade shit, carry me back to your ship.

13

Not if I can get behind you first!!! :wink:

14

freaks out, runs around touching everyone and cackling

15

plants a really hot one on Rufus Xavier, tries to avoid Dung Beetle

16

BWAAAHAHA!!! :smiley:

<cleaning coffee off chin, monitor and keyboard>

17

Excuse me Kythereia, the bartender asked me to request you step away from the bar, he says you’re melting all the ice.

18

:Walks into thread & receives an unexpected hot kiss:

Umm…Hi Kythereia, Ah…nice to meet you.

:Looks around embarrassed:

Umm….I’m AndyPolley…

Ah…

:Looks at watch:

I have to get back to work…

I used to be a great flirt…I don’t know what happend…

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With pleasure, ronincyberpunk… flirts outrageously :wink:

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Um…Hi there Anaamika…ah…ever been to the Washington Tavern? I…um…saw someone there who I thought was you and…um…was it?

:looks down at floor: