Not in a long time, it’s a college bar and I don’t drink much.
So, no, it was probably my evil twin.
My thoughts exactly. Pirates don’t serenade–theyravish.
Hey QuickSilver
You have almost my exact tastes in women.
And pirates are hot.
So long as they bathe occasionally.
Yo ho ho!
Nothing left to do but step outside and settle this as men. :mad:
To the victor go the spoils! 
Who are you calling spoiled? That’s no way to get the ladies. 
Twin you say? hmmm…
How evil?
Ssshh. While they’re both outside, I’m gonna lock the door.
While you two are outside fighting I think I’ll steal your women.
So sorry
admires LilCutie with puppy dog eyes
tries to figure out how to get noticed by NinjaChick
So… can I buy anyone a drink?
I’m having a crazy day, I could definitely use a drink. 
'Course, being female, I’m not hitting on you or anything … well … there have already been discussions as to my ambiguous sexuality when I’ve been drinking … but right now …
Oh hell, somebody just get me a beer, would you?
*stares at his right hand
You are a filthy whore.
Oh, I don’t care for wine or beer, so I’ll have…milk.
Slight hijack: I don’t know if you saw this in the photo thread or not, but you look *exactly * how I’d pictured you - handsome and a little bit scary.
Fine!
Well, it is a bit cold outside right now. You don’t mean right now, do you? I’m wearing my dress shoes. How’s Saturday for you? Wait, I’ve got an appointment at the spa so Saturday’s bad for me. Ummm Sunday? Wait should we fight on the Lord’s day. I’m not really religious but if you are then that’s fine with me but on Sunday my Henchmen get paid double time and that can sure run up. Tell you what, I’ll have my people call your people and I’m sure we can work something out.
We are using Henchmen. Right?
‘Course, darlin’! snogs, passes the gorgeous Draelin a cold one
Is that Qadgop the Mercotan I see over there?
Hi, QtM …<looks down, while thinking–I like the fit of his lab coat!>–
I- I really like your stethoscope. Could I try it out? Really? gosh, that’s so nice of you!
<looks through yellow pages for Henchmen…>
Ummm… let’s just settle this over a pint.
Looks like first round’s on Kythereia.