Well, so do I. Hmmm. An enforced vacation, maybe?
I own it. On VHS (though that copy got loaned and hasn’t been seen since…) and DVD.
I don’t have any vacation time at the moment, sadly. sigh
Man, you’re making this difficult. Medical leave, then. We’ll have to hire those goons to pretend to beat you up. Then we have to hire a doctor…
never mind, this is getting too complicated.
May I humbly suggest bribery? I’ve been known to respond to such in the past. Doesn’t have to be cash… 
Oh! Well that’s easy. I tend not to think of these things.
What would you trade for not posting for, oh, the next week. I can beat you in a week.
About these services.Are they available to all good-looking handsome men?
You know, being a man might get in the way- you might want to check out the photo thread to find out what these services entail…
Actually, here at Two Hot Korean Chicks’ Orientation Testing and Pillow Fighting Academy, we offer orintation testing services to both sexes, though the pillow fighting is strictly for ladies in lingerie.
Iceland_Blue: Are you interested in signing up for our orientation testing services? Testing is conducted by a pair of attractive Korean lesbians.
I really should check these links before commenting on them
Anyway sweet thing how YOU doin’? 
:dubious:
Last I checked, I was a guy. And I check pretty frequent. Note that this has also been confirmed by my horde of fans (well, two, but still–so long as you’ve got enough people to hold up each end of a big, long banner with your name on it, it’s a horde).
However, I am honored to know that you would switch-hit, at least in a flirtatious manner, in a relatively anonymous online message board, with me. If I were female.
Boy, I really suck at this flirting business.
Ethilrist,
Which one are you in the pics??? Can you link directly to one of them? Because looking at the very first one, what I seem to see is a girl. And that’s why I got confused, I’m sure. Also, I can’t find your posts in the other thread.
Ok, I found it. Under “MinnDopefest”, the first picture you see isthis one.
You have to look [.
Or [http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=c6fd.jpg&.src=ph]here](http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/quietguy042/detail?.dir=8616&.dnm=7596.jpg&.src=phhere[/url).
I love the second one. So regal.
Oh damn it all to hell. Go to his page, hit the second album, and it’s the first two pics.
Grrrr stupid coding.
Quit it, you guys! My quiver’s running on empty!
runs off to find more arrows
Someone call for arrows?Never fear,Cupid’s here
shoots him with an arrow Well, I’m Kythereia–as in, Aphrodite–and you’d better get your butt back to bed, mister! You’re grounded!
Certainly I take it you’ll be accompanying me up to bed
And bring those arrows too
And bring those things on front of your chest that look like targets
Well… considers, flirts outrageously
(Side note: in classical Greek mythology, Cupid is Aphrodite’s son. Just so you were aware :D)
Have you met my friend Oedipus yet?
Now we’ll need some nectar and…is that a toga you’re wearing? Er…wrong civilization my dear!Whips it off her…I do hope you have something underneath