Compliment, chat up, flirt with your doper of choice here.

I double-checked, and I indeed have 143 consecutive issues of Uncanny X-Men, and with one exception (a one-issue hole) 130 consecutive issues of X-Men . (My uninterrupted run of Uncanny predates the launch of the X-Men title.) I also have lengthy runs of X-Force, X-Factor, etc.

Not yet. One can’t just force these things.

Wesley, take that skirt off and give it back to monica before she notices it’s missing!

[suave, debonair] Did I mention that includes 16 of the original KTMA episodes? [/s,d]

Honey, honey, honey…you are actually helping the women get dressed? Don’t you have that backwards?

[QUOTE=Monstre]
Wesley, take that skirt off and give it back to monica before she notices it’s missing!

No don’t bother.She’s much hotter without it on :smiley:

Ok. Sorry, Monstre. I’m afraid Gamera wins by a long shot.

Seriously, it’s too bad you don’t live somewhere nearby. I’d love to borrow those and read them. I’d even touch them only with gloves if you wanted, a la Calvin & Hobbes.

I’m not that protective of them…

You know, all this chatting back and forth is not helping me catch up to your post count! Not that I really care, I just want to be ahead of you.

As for the X-Men, perhaps one day I’ll get to read them if you ever move to a more civilzed place. :wink:

Well, no – I just didn’t want to see Wesley in it. But you have a point.

Wesley, take that skirt down the road to the dry cleaners. Don’t come back until it’s finished. :smiley:

monica, if you get cold without it, I’ll be glad to warm you up.

So you’re saying you want to be on top? :dubious: :smiley:

Perhaps indeed.

I’m flexible. :wink:

D’oh! I spelled civilized wrong! :smack:

That’s more like it.

~Jaade, helping men improving their perv skills since 1993

has refilled quiver, takes aim with golden arrows and fires at will :wink:

We might need to test that theory.

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!My buttocks!I’ve been spiked by an arrow :smiley:

Ponders just how old Jaaade is :wink: and if her signature bit should worry me :smiley:

It’s working already! shakes hands with self, tests the tips of her arrows :smiley:

Hey I already said I was *yours * if you let me read your X-Men.

Ooh, my very own fully poseable Anaamika action figure. Clothes sold separately.

:smiley:

I was going to say something about kung-fu grip or karate-chop action, but that would be so silly.

But fun! Embrace the silliness.

Why yes, in fact I did…Right after I learned how to use the nozzle…:smiley: