I’m not very mechanically inclined. I think I’m going to need your close supervision and guidance.
large…hands, you said? A massage does sound wonderful!
Unfortunately, got caught up in my own interminable phone meeting. Ugh. How can someone talk so fast, for so long, and say so little?
Massages seem to be going around, I could offer up one of those… 
I don’t know how people can do this! I’m *busy * people! Buzz off!
I’ll agree to the massage but it has to be mutual, since you had to deal with your own phone morons.
Aaaaaaargh!
Fair enough. What kind?
Perhaps a topic better discussed in private, and away from all the voyeurs on the SDMB.
Oh never fear, Jaade my dear, I will guide you carefully and closely until you can handle that hose like a pro.
Yes, hands, among other things…(my pinky is a ring size 12, on which rests a silver Aztec calendar ring I got in Mexico
I have had more than a few compliments on my massage techniques and abilities, if I do say so myself. Would you prefer a powder, oil, hot stone, or perhaps Reiki?
Hee hee – idle flattery will get you everywhere…
Are you thinking of the younger pic I posted, when Monstre was a young whelp? That one’s not current. (Although the second one I posted in the photo thread is very recent).
Oh, and…
Monstre <— pianist = skilled hands. 
To the bartender (a man who looks oddly like Mike Callahan): Hey, could I get a Guiness for Ms. Draelin? I’ll have a vodka sour with a whiskey back, myself.
tip o’ the glass to Medeas Child
Inner monologue*: Soooo…I don’t know much of anyone here. Let’s meet some people!*
(restrains urge to bamf and sets out to mingle)
well-said 
sip o’ the vodka
sooooo (he said, trying to think of the worst opening line ever)…did you know the ninja can strike without warning?
bamf
Come on over here, then.
You are such a dedicated teacher, how could I ask for more?
Oh my!
So many choices…how can I choose just one?
is flirting in one post with three men too much?
Not at all m’dear, not at all. The picture with the bird was the younger one, the one with the puppy was taken about two years later, I’d wager.
You do have a good point about the hands… ~winks~
Is that vanilla vodka with coke by chance? ~bats eyelashes~
Sadly, this is NOT the worst opening line I’ve ever heard. I wish it was.
Tananda, is that you?
I think this is a good line. I would like this line. but then, I have the hots for Nightcrawler.
waves to CandidGamera Hi!
We’re a fully functioning firehouse here, Jaade
~pours the Stoli Vanil and Coke with two cherries into a pint glass~
Here you go.
Verrrrrry interesting.
cough sputter
Oh, now you’re just kissing up.
(The second pic was a couple months ago. The first… let’s just say it was before you were “helping men improve their perv skills”).
So what was the worst?
~sighs and relaxes~ Wow, a good drink, great music, and a hunky fireman giving me a massage. I really don’t know that I can think of anything better than this…
Is it working? ~grins~ I seriously doubt you are much older than me.
The worst opening line? ~thinks~ “My wife’s out of town, would you and your friend like to come back to my place?” If there was a worse one, I don’t remember it.
I think you have a crush on him, too, yes? Or am I wrong?
What’s worse than that is the idea that the line MUST have worked at some point, or he probably wouldn’t have it in his bag-o-trix.
So, Jaade, need a refill yet?