Well, normally it ends with “…you sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight,” but I’d happily defer if you could come up with something more amusing 
bamf
No, I just wanted to see you in action first. 
Hrm…perhaps you’re wearing too many layers?
bamf
Just for you
…well, and anyone else that was watching 
bamf
Care to paint your skin blue?
Perhaps. I need a refill. Where’s the cloak room? I need to hang up my jacket.
She’s a green-haired buxom babe who is a character in Robert Asprin’s Myth series, and when she dimension hops in, she arrives with a
bamf
Is that a dare?
Back and to the left, my good man. Right past the velvet-lined door near the entrance.
bamf
pulls Harimad-sol into the cloak room
Bwahaha! Now I’ve got you to myself.
ooooh. me like
bamf
You’re a green-haired buxom babe, too?
While I imagine that’d make my life a bit more interesting, no. I’m a (currently) black-haired English teacher living abroad in China. What I meant was that she sounds purty. Mmm…teleporters…
bamf
Woman! I’m a woman!
Drat, I just realized I read your post as “Mmmm… like me” (rather than what you said, “me like”). Must have had my eyes crossed.
Well, there’s a cover art picture of her here.
Hey, where’d the girls go?
hears noises from the cloak room
sets up massage table and waits for takers
Oh, no! Whatever shall I do? Besides gloat.
oops. Faux pas. Shirt Ninja vanishes alone, 'twould seem <:-)
bamf
You know, if i were female, I certainly wouldn’t mind looking like her.
…erm…I do hope I come across as male. I am male, by the by. I keep forgetting that it’s occasionally a good thing to point stuff like this out, especially what with being an “honorary chick”, at least in Montana.
hears noises from the coat room
Mental note: take next opportunity for coat-room shenanigans.
bamf
Prove it…
BTW I misread your other post as ‘Now I’ve got you all to myself.What can I do besides GOAT?’ and had an entirely different idea
Very true!
Wow, this thread moves fast…
I’ve heard the second part of that line. Where do you guys come up with these things?
~looks around, wondering if she’s misplaced her fireman~