Yup. Keep your hands where I, um, can’t see them.
Hey everybody!
Let me give a little shout out to…
Polycarp. You are AMAZING!
Hey Scumpup, let’s do jello shots!
Mmmmm, I like them thar options 
However, I’m sure there are a few places I’d like to put my hands where you could see. Best to close your eyes, or use a blindfold. (And really, where there’s a blindfold, can handcuffs/scarves be that far behind?)
I mean, um…
So, would you like to go to church with me? 
I sure hope not. I even have my own blindfold!
Now I’m confused.
Are you sure? Ummm… “she” and I have the same first name and often end up in the same threads talking about our name. It’s usually a guy’s name. I didn’t see the picture, but I thought I remembered a previous thread and seeing a guy. Of course, I could be wrong here.
Color me impressed - I thought I caught all the foreshadowing, whether intended by the writers or made up from my fevered little brain, and I missed that completely.
I’m not worthy!
Sigh…no, someone else already pointed out he was a he. So now I feel doubly embarrassed but he’s still attractive & got great posts.
Ooooooh! I’m excited! Now I just need to find one of those sexy lace-up corsets…
Accent? Accent? Mmmmm, I love accents!
Yum. Well, I for one certainly don’t have, and have never even seen, a pair of fur lined handcuffs. Nope, no sireeeeeeee.
A joke that fell flat, I’m afraid. It’s always been my standard alternative to ‘aww shucks’. Kinda used for effect, well, if the joke works. Like, contrast… “You’re gorgeous baby, I want to run my finger tips lightly over your… ahem, or we could always go pray together”
(Besides, I’m a member of the Jew Tang Clan, haven’t set foot in a church in a long time)
Hmm, chat up the Doper of my choice, eh? Well, I guess I’ll never get another chance.
Now, where is that pesky initiation goat?
**Keapon ** catches the eye of the **goat ** from across the room. He tentatively smiles at the goat. Goat appears to be smiling back.
He makes his move!
He approaches the goat and whispers something in its ear.
The goat blushes. :o
**Keapon ** and **goat ** make a hasty exit.
“Come on, baby, I’ve got some leather in the car. We’ll dress you up, and pretend you’re a cow”.
:eek:
Now I know what I want for my next birthday. In the meantime, you could perhaps, er, find some.
Ah. All right. It worked, really. I was amused.
Even bigger sigh …
So, interface2x …how’s your reading comprehension? :smack:
Certainly could.
<burns> Egggggsalad. </burns>
(Ahhh, geek chic)
In any case, amusement is good, 'n all… but…
~looks around~
~makes off with Harimad for more kissing and groping~
clears off table, flings FinnAgain on top of it…
Brings to mind a joke…
“I fuck up all the time, 'specially when I’m on the bottom.”
~looks up from table and around at the thread, notices all the people~
Kinky.
(Who has ever heard of bending someone over a boat and fucking them until they were a quivering, moaning jangling buzzing collection of blissed out neurons? Eat your heart out pirates! Witness the power of tables, beds, couches!!! Do not force me to demonstrate the power of the counter top! )
There’s a thick line between voyeur and exhibitionist. I like crossing it.
Close your eyes and they won’t see you!
Wait till we’re done with the table.
I find Flaming bananas to be very apeeling.
Apealing.
Peel.
:dubious:
Alright, pirates… I’ll see your “arrrrrr” and raise you a throaty Monstre “Grrrowwwrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
::: glances towards the ladies to see if it’s working… ::::
:: Breaks down door, swings axe around, chugs down bottle of whisky, and flexes muscles ::
Ladies. How y’all doin tonight?
Subtle. Nice.