Composer Andrew Lloyd Webber being treated for prostate cancer

Story here.

Bummer.

Forgive me. I’m generally a Lloyd Webber fan. This is just my completely twisted sense of humor working.

o/` Can’t pee!
All alone in the bathroom.
I’ve been trying for HOURS!
But I just cannot go.

If I could pee
then I would know what happiness is!
But I can’t be
one who goes… o/`

Hopefully they caught it early enough to give him an excellent prognosis.