I love boobs. Boobs are right. Boobs are good. Boobs are. . .well, I’m starting to run out of adjectives. But I’m a fan.
Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Oh wait, you probably shouldn’t, unless you want to find out why I’ve been called “Old Shaky Hands.” 
I love the skinny ones that sort of hang down and then curve up at the ends like bananas! Whooo Hooooh!!!
Oh Yeah! Those ones with the soft skin and the large nips that hang down in my face like tempting grapes before a starving mans visage! Ohhhhhh Babeeeeeeyyyy!
LINK???
Oh yes, boobs are glorious things. It’s truly one of my favorite things about going to Renaissance Faires: all that beautiful cleavage. Plus, I get plenty of chances to show my cleavage off to its fullest extent, too.
I have learned that being married means having nearly unlimited access to boobs on a regular basis. Hooray!
I like them all. But I wonder… since so many of the female posters show an appreciation of breasts, do any of you ladies ever find that other women are talking to your chests?
If women look at other women’s chests, does that mean I don’t have to fight the impluse to “glance down” and will also be able to escape the label of “pig” (I’m kidding here, but it does raise an interesting question)
Nope. Only men talk to my girls.
As I said once before with regard to the SDMB, I have truly found my people.
Another vote for boobs being cool.
Time for me to bust out my nationwide-breast-touching plan called:
MANIFEST BREASTINY
I want to touch breasts in either every state (different girls in each state) or touch breasts from every state (girls from different parts of the country).
Won’t you please contribute to the cause?
-Tibs.
p.s. thank yous to Hama who named my plan! Now won’t you contribute, Hama?
Now you KNOW you can touch Virginia boobs. Sheeeeeeesh. You’ll have to figure out the other 49 states on your own. And are you including Puerto Rico, the US Virgin Islands, etc.?
Puerto Rico is a big yes. Same to the Virgin Islands. I mean, I’m not stupid!
I bet the hits to jinwicked.com are skyrocketing… of course, the only relevant pictures I’ve seen there were of Bea Arthur, and they’re long gone (I think).
Only a handful? ::hurt face::
They always told me a handful was plenty!
Boobs, boobs, boobs – and tetas.
Oh, yes, the appreciation thereof is something that must transcend sex and gender-role barriers.
Fanatical adoration, well, that’s for some of us (my excuse is I was a bottle-fed baby and am trying to make up for it…)
Moreover, bare boobies are a cornerstone of modern Western civilization! In almost every depiction, except for the oddly prudish one we got from the French that one time, Liberty is a woman with bare boobies. Even on money! As is Justice, to Ashcroft’s chagrin. I think it’s time to get the gals together and head to Nawlins for a taping of Personified Ideals Gone Wild…
I wish to point out that the phrase “colder than a witch’s tit” is not a politically correct term. It debases Witches and their breasts, which are considered sacred; and in fact all of the Witch’s tit’s that I have encountered have been warm, friendly, and playful.
Liberty and Justice for all, by gawd!!
Another boobie appreciator here. Mine are rather nice, if I do say so myself. I just bought a new bra over the weekend, and I’m up to a 38D (I’ve gained 10 pounds in a year). Yikes!! They used to be “torpedo tits” or “cone boobies,” but they’ve lost some of their perkiness (I’m 22).
On occasion, I like to visit Brad’s Gold Club (with friends and husband) on the west side of town. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. Boobies in face. It only takes $1 to get that thrill. And they always smell so nice. I’m not a huge fan of fake ones, though. I like 'em soft and natural, but not too big and floppy. And for an added bonus, my husband gets one helluva thrill from seeing me with my face buried in some mammaries. We usually have some pretty hot sex when we get home from Brad’s.
I’ve never done anything with them, but I don’t think it would take much convincing for me to try. (I’m just a curious gal, ya know?)
On second thought, let’s be honest…I’d be a lesbian if I didn’t love dick so much!! :eek: