Confused about how to eat pomegranates!

How do you eat these suckers? I bought one at Wal-Mart because I’ve never had them, but I don’t know how I’m supposed to eat it.

Several methods discussed here:

I love 'em! Keep the juice away from white carpets and upholstery, though.

Don’t eat the seeds!

Oh, and beware if any dark, brooding Hellenic-looking deities offer you any…

Uh…why not? I eat them all the time!

So do I! They give the strength of 1000 camels!

Because if you do, you’re doomed to spend half the year in the Underworld as Queen of the Dead?

But in this case, they were offered by Sam Walton so it follows that…

Don’t eat the seeds!

Since this one has been done before(see link in post #2), let’s close this before it gets any shaggier.

samclem GQ moderator