I got a promotion at work! 
My new title is “Legal Instruments Examiner” which is a fancy way of saying “proofreader”.
What?! You got a promotion, instead of getting fired, like everyone else around here?
What are you, a REPUBLICAN or somethin’?
Congratulations Jeff. Best of luck in the new job.
I’m not important enough to be fired when the administration changes hands.
And thanks for the good wishes, Adam.
Shhhh. Don’t say that. People will be really impressed with LIExaminer. No need to burst their bubble. 
Hope you got a raise not just a really cool sounding title. Congrats.
If I knew you a little better, I’d make fun of you for having the title ‘instrument examiner’. But since I don’t, I won’t.
Good for you.
Thanks, all. Yes, I did get a raise, I just hope I can stay here long enough to get the most out of it. The way technology is changing, eventually they won’t need so many of us here.
Congratulations Jeff! I wish we had a proofreader at my office. Everytime I write a manual or letter, I find a typo after I’ve made hundreds of copies. It really ticks me off too!
Mazel tov