Rather than resurrecting one of the lengthy old ones, I thought I’d just start a new thread, because there have been some very good examples lately.
My recent favorite? From MPSIMS:
“Who here is queer?”
“Who wants a job?”
I thought that was illegal in most states.
Give me immortality, or give me death!
What’s the longest you’ve gone w/o sex?
Things you want but don’t exist.
Who here is queer?
I’ll just let you in on a little secret.
I feed my child rat milk.
So?
Things you want, but don’t exist.
Naked People and Beer!
Hey, sweetie! You want a Danish with that coffee? – another custom design by the mind of Wally
A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.”
– Stephen Crane
Not funny, but fitting.
“What will get you banned?”
“Threats against the SDMB.”
JMCJ
“Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame
This was briefly over in GQ:
“What’s going to happen if I don’t pay my taxes?”
“Guns in violin cases.”
Breakfast recipes for office party
Nasty practical jokes for fun and revenge.
heheheh
Too funny.
HUGS!
Sqrl
Breakfast Recipes for Office party
Nasty Practical Jokes for fun or revenge.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Whoa, simulpost.
On refreshing the thread list, I saw:
Breakfast Recipes for Office party
What part of the bunny do you eat first?
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
“Avoiding speeding tickets” and “Naked people and beer”
From ATMB:
Hey, I have an idea for Comments on Cecil’s Columns
Threats to the SDMB
OK, had to resurrect this sinking thread for this – four consecutive threads from MPSIMS that pretty much say it all about the new John Travolta movie:
My dog is sick … is Michelle around?
this is it, I’m going to die
Battlefield Earth
You think it’s funny, but …
Friend wants to be a prostitute
Help a lonely guy out
She’s coming!! She’s coming!!
You think it’s funny, but…
An Ode To Drain Bead
Friend wants to be a prostitute
Bill Gates’ 11 rules
This one has cropped up on several separate occasions:
my sexual encounter with a physiotherapist
bah