Conservapedia: relativistic concept of "curvature of space" promotes broad legal right to abortion

Who died and made you the Vice-President?

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/p1jk76/futurama-action-rangers

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They really, really, really have a problem with the word “relative”. Maybe if Albert had called it the Theory of the Absolute Constant Speed of Light they’d be cool with it.
(However Tribe’s metaphor WAS kind of tortured itself.)

From whom?

Because it’s no coincidence most play banjo.

Probably Shakespeare.

Oh for chrissake, it’s the Metric Tensor that’s to blame and we all know it. Or else we know it all.

Certainly not helped by the likes of this guy.

I can’t find the conservapedia talk page on vandalism right now but I remember that they have a very difficult time telling serious articles from satire.

I got you Poe’s Law right here.

Not Poe?

If you had their relatives you might, too.

Serious answer: probably Poincare’, who did do some work that in retrospect lead to relativity.

And Newton stood on the shoulders of Galileo. Which means neither that he was wrong nor that he deserves no credit.

Absolutely. By the way, I just did some googling and confirmed that Schafly contends that Einstein stole relativity from Poincare’ which through stunning logic means that Einstein is bad, and therefore relativity is wrong.:smack:

And if it was stolen from Poincaire, then relativity is French, which – if you’re of the conservapedia mindset – cannot possibly be a point in its favor.

I don’t think we can really question the genius of the people who invented oral sex.

It sounds awful.

That does not really take much genius, only sensuality, the which is not to be despised in its own right, as it is pretty much the whole point of human existence.

Life doesn’t have a point, doesn’t need one, and I’m against any effort to impose one.

I suppose you guys believe everything you read on urban dictionary too?

The bold part needs to be your new sig line.