Mods, move this to a different forum if need be. I could not decide where to put it.
I know there is a tremendous amount of stupid on the internet. I have not checked to see how many perpetual motion machine sites or alien abduction sites there are, or exactly to what level of stupid they reach. But can anything top the Conservapedia page for Barack Obama?
It’s a shame the title of that article can’t be edited to read “Barack Obama Kicked Sand into My Pussy.” At the very least the author should be sent his very own butthurt form.
I lolled so hard when I read that page. Funniest thing I’ve seen today (and I needed a laugh).
Ow. That was like having dinner with my in-laws. Thanks a lot. :dubious:
::snerk:::
Me too (on all counts).
Edit: “Finally, Obama abruptly left his radical Christian church in Chicago in 2008, when it became politically controversial, without first finding another church to join.” - he just can’t win.
Oh, yeah, he did.
Thanks for that. Priceless.
I was just reading something else that brought that stupid Day-After-Election-Day grin to my face, and this has sealed it. I read things like this now, and flash back to how stressful it was to read them a year ago or a month ago, scared that such nonsense was about to win again. Now I just feel giddy and relieved. I almost want Obama to swear in with a Koran just to blow those people’s minds. “I, President Hussein, do solemnly swear to The Prophet Mohammed to uphold the Constitution of the United States of America. … … Where the white women at?!”
I only made it four words in before I burst out laughing. I love the idea that even his place of birth is suspect.
It must have really pained the autor to include the only factual section in the article entitled Election.
When I went to your butthurt link I started getting popups from some online dating site. This link might hekp anyone who experienced the same.
So funny. They cite a news story about the Hawaii Dept. of Health verifying that his birth certificate is real, and still say “allegedly.” This is my favorite though:
“Doctors from the Association of American Physicians and Surgeons have stated that Obama uses techniques of mind control in his speeches and campaign symbols.”
Then the words “mind control” link to an article on brainwashing.
I read the thread title and thought “Ha ha! whatever it is, I bet I can find a page on Conservapedia that will out-stupid it!”. Then I saw the link.
Sorry. Got nothing.
I think it is great that the Onion writers are contributing to this fine site now.
If you think the article is loony, look at the comments section. One prize.
Lovely. There’s no evidence, which proves it is real. Not to mention trying to hide his Muslim heritage by giving him a Muslim name.
One of the people behind this piece of … work is -Aschlafly. Why am I not surprised.
You can just hear the gritting of teeth as they typed that. There’s no way they could find a way around him winning in every measurable way.
From The Conservapedia Commandments page
SRSLY? If I write “BUSH IS TEH SUXX0RS!” on Conservapedia, I’m gonna go to jail for ten years? Yeah right.
It’s not AS stupid as the Barack Obama article, but if you need some more laughs, check out the Joseph McCarthy entry.
Okay, one more, then I’m going to go write a presentation I have to do tomorrow.
I love you, Conservapedia!
:dubious: Sorry about that. It’s just a photobucket page; I don’t get any popups at all when I hit it. Adblock Plus doing what it’s supposed to, I guess.
Is that a parody site? That can’t possibly be for real. Do conservatives actually take that site seriously, or is it just, like, some retard in his mom’s basement that runs the whole thing?
