Can the amount of stupid on this webpage be topped?

It’s run by Andy Schlafly, Phyllis Schlafly’s son, and yes, it’s real, although it has a pretty exclusive definition of conservative.

Yeah. 21-yr-old girl who works in my vidstore told me that Obama was a Muslim because once you’re a Muslim you can’t change your religions, or the Muslims will kill you.

It’s so terrible you have to think it’s been pumped up by people who’re seeing how bad they can make it. Little by little. Maybe I’ll add something.

“Don’t know where to start” doesn’t begin to explain this.

In parts I thought they were spoofing themselves.

You sure there’s not a few super left wingers posting a few of the more outrageous facts on there for funzies? I mean… Really…

This article isn’t on Conservapedia, but it is linked to from Conservapedia’s front page.

Why Rush Limbaugh is a leading American intellectual: http://www.americanthinker.com/2008/11/why_rush_limbaugh_is_a_leading.html

I read the whole thing looking for the punch line. I couldn’t find it.

Okay I’m convinced you could copy and paste this article, and maybe the atheist one, word for word and post it on Uncyclopedia or Encyclopaedia Dramatica and no one would bat an eye.

I dunno, it’s pretty stupid.

I didn’t know there were “many” who considered him a hero. Most of the conservatives I know consider him an embarrassment.

Oh, Mental Guy, I am not happy you linked that page. I think I got a little dumber just reading it!
ETA: As if there isn’t much more dumb stuff on there, but this:

Really raised an eyebrow. Um, so do I! I happen to speak Hindi/Urdu though. It’s appalling what these people constitute a “furriner”; hell, I wasn’t even born here, but dagnabbit, I’m an American.

We know that you are really a secret Muslim sleeper, and your denials just prove that assertion further. You even admit that you speak those Muslim languages. There is only a 1% chance that you’re not.

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I think I may rewrite Talkin’ John Birch Society Blues as Talkin’ Conservapedia Blues

I know Neil Armstrong is a secret Muslim
Look at that crescent moon.

Try Evolution.

Conservapedia, all the accuracy & information of Uncyclopedia with none of the humor.

Commandment 1 of the Conservapedia suggests that everything in that page is true. What more proof do you guys need?

This will have to do.

Maybe she needs to be getting more caffiene.

From a sidebar on the atheism article:

Can’t even comment on that …

Again from atheism:

Good for them. :rolleyes:

edit: Holy crap, this is funny. Check out the Dawkins quotes.

Conservapedia is my new favorite site!
I loved the references section, it is like a gallery of infamy and shadiness.

So, just like DtC said then. :slight_smile:

Anyone ever heard of Poe’s Law?

What’s the problem?

The very fact that that page exists is like sweet, sweet candy for my sense of irony.