Conservapedia's Greatest Conservative Songs

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@Guinastasia

“Someone Saved My Life Tonight” – Elton John. Written from the perspective of a fetus, it tells of a woman who is talked out of having an abortion.

… talked out of having an abortion by the mascot of Super Golden Crisp cereal, at that!

[Little_Nemo]

“Sharp Dressed Man” by ZZ Top - explains the benefits of good grooming habits

[Gorsnak]

“Sixteen Tons” - Merle Travis. Celebrates the work ethic of the American blue collar worker, who won’t abandon his post even at the call of St. Peter.

[Johnny_Q]

When the Shit Hits the Fan by the Circle Jerks celebrates the doctrine of shared sacrifice and self reliance in times of economic austerity.

[lindsaybluth]

@Chronos

In what sense was Ayn Rand an atheist? She acknowledged her own existence, didn’t she?

In several of her nonfiction books she calls herself an atheist. She also said that the GOP wallowed in the “God family country swamp”.

@Really_Not_All_That_Bright

Oooh! Oooh!

Lola by the Kinks - a paean to the virtues of strong, assertive conservative women like Sarah Palin.

I think this is the best by far :D.

[Sailboat]

@Diogenes_the_Cynic

I’m kind of surprised they didn’t mention “Anthem” which is an explicit paen to Ayn Rand. Of course, Ayn Rand was an atheist, so that might make her anathema on Conservapedia.

Atheist anathema Ayn’s Anthem? :dubious: