I am not really a liberal or conservative but I have a friend who is very conservative and sometimes we get into arguments and i wish i knew some one liners or some jokes that i could use to make fun of conservative people…specially really conservative people. Anway…if you know any…please reply.

The GQ forum is for questions with factual answers. I’ll move this thread to MPSIMS.

“A conservative is a man who has both feet planted firmly on the ground–which renders him incapable of any forward movement.”

A whole websites worth:


What’s the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.

It won’t work, conservatives don’t have a sense of humor. :wink: