Considering my background, I'm stuck with going to bed.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I’ve gone to bed every night of my life. Always have; always will. Well, scratch that. I’ve pulled a few all-nighters. But I’m not going to do that tonight. Goodnight.

Damn, a wallabee just ran in my room and shot me with a Provigil gun! Bad wallabee! Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad wallabee! Don’t rabble-rouse and watch out for brown asparagus; it’ll getcha. Gotcha.

GREEN. grey. GREEn grey. GREEEEEEEn.

quod Pandare heeeeeeeeeeey Al Pacino was in Scarface

2

I recommend coffee. Mixed with a strong anti-psychotic. Then, have Martha Stewart give you a rimming.

3

GodDAMN, that was an ugly visual image.

4

Okay, so have Martha Stewart give the wallaby a rimming.
Does that help?
I guess not.