What's your go to midnight snack?

Simple enough. You wake up in the middle of the night with the munchies that won’t quit. Or even just a quick snack before heading to bed. What’s your snack of choice?

Not really a Cafe Society thread because I’m not terribly interested in discussing the gastronomy of the question, but feel free to offer any commentary you want.

I keep a package of hot links in the fridge and I’ll nuke one or two for a quick bite.

Occasionally I’ll break out a bowl of cereal. Raisin Bran or Frosted Flakes.

And rarely, maybe once a year, I’ll absolutely have to have a fried egg (over easy).

So whatcha got Dopers?

Typically cheese or bread or both.

Seriously… you people need to get a life.

This is the most stumble-filled cite of losers I’ve ever come across on the net. Talking about what you eat at midnight. Jeebus Christ, people, go to a bar, a movie, SOMEthing other than being a keyboard warrior. Get a hobby, anything, but just leave this place. Nobody loves you here, they just agree with you to promote their own sense of satisfaction that they are wanted, needed, and admired. You’re not. Y’all are a bunch of keyboard losers, and you’ll make NO difference in this world. Go back to Mom’s basement, losers…

Triggered by snack food. That’s a new one.

Peanut butter…out of the jar with a spoon.

You waited six years to come back for this rant? I hope it was worthwhile. Warning issued for being a jerk. If you want to rant about other posters, try The Pit. This isn’t the appropriate forum.

Omg! I am so stealing this line. I have no idea how or when I will use it, but I’ll find a way.

I like cheese;)

never in my life had a “midnight snack.” I thought that was just a trait of certain comic book characters, done for laughs.

Maybe bacon needs a snack. He’s cranky.

kind of reminded me of that Snickers commercial with Joe Pesci.

Another beer.

Whatever’s in the fridge/freezer/cupboard and edible without being cooked (other than condiments and salad, ha!). That’s why I try never to buy any kind food that can easily be snacked upon. People ask me why my fridge always looks so empty–it’s because I have no self control when the munchies hit.

Same same, a midnight snack is a totally alien concept to me. Because I’m asleep and I’m not hungry.

Ice cream or a quesadilla.

Same! It makes no sense to me.

Well, somebody’s all a-sizzle.
mmm

He’s just pissed nobody said bacon.

I’m with Tripolar. A slice of bread and some cheese. If any form of sliced meat is around it is included. Peanut butter on a slice of bread is almost as good. No cooking for me, even microwaving. Gotta be quick.

This. Plus a handful of chocolate chips sprinkled into the jar if I didn’t finish them all last night.