Why can’t I just blow stuff like this off as crazy? sigh
I’ve been reading that this has to do with an impending alien invasion. sigh again
Would it even be possible to confirm the amount of soil removed or the excess cables?
Why not?
You know, if being massively over budget was evidence of a project being designed to serve the Forces of Evil, Boston’s Big Dig would be proof positive of the Chthulu-Big Pharma-NWO conspiracy.
I’m also thinking that if you want to lull the unwary into entering the Airport of the Damned, you probably would ix-nay the demonic horsie, Freemasonry symbols and other “suspicious” references.
You know what airport is really fun? Anchorage. They have a gigantic stuffed polar bear to greet you when you arrive and a moose head hanging right over the baggage terminal, plus lots of other dead animals at various places.
Wow, cool reading. This is almost as good as the cities on Mars stuff.
“you probably would ix-nay the demonic horsie, Freemasonry symbols and other “suspicious” references.”
One would think, right? Ugh, Why do I let stupid stuff like this keep me up at night??
A friend of a friend said:
“I have a friend who used to be the director of interplanetary communications for the CIA and worked at area 51 for years. She quit her job when she found out that there was an oncoming invasion and nothing is being done to protect our people. She disappeared about a year ago, less than a week after she told this information. I believe the government has taken her and “disposed” of her. She said there are a series of underground cities set up all over the country for government officials and top scientist to go to when the invasion is nearing. They are also compiling a list of elite and necessary citizens who will be taken also. The cities are located under large deposits of magnetic material, making it impossible for the aliens to detect their presence. This underground consruction is one of the causes of the recent increase in seismic and volcanic activity. People will be taken with no notice. many will believe it to be the rapture and turn to prayer. They will congregate in large groups thinking they are doing the right thing, when, in reality, they are making themselves more vulnerable to the coming slaughter and extinctin of mankind. Please be ready. Find an area with a large electromagnetic current and start digging. BE READY! The electromagnetic current “masks” the natural current that humans give off. Yes, we are electrically charged, that’s how touch screens and touch lamps and such work. If you want to protect yourself from what is coming, and it is coming, get an electromagneticfeild detector, go to a secluded area (wooded preferrably) and find the area with the highest reading on your detector. Dig, dig, dig. The deeper you go the safer you’ll be. Chances are they’ll still find you but this should keep you safe a little longer.”
I feel like such a dummy for letting this affect me. But this kind of silly crap has never come from someone I actually know, before now. So here I am, looking up books on how to build my own generator out of a damn bicycle…
My personal theory, which I just made up, is that DIA didn’t do a good job of vetting the person they put in charge of public art and wound up with someone whose tastes lean toward the strange and macabre. Seriously, what is up with the hell-horse?
Or maybe, it was, you know, part of the plan that you don’t usually keep contractors on the payroll after they’ve finished their part of the project. That’s why you use contractors, and not employees.
Hey, don’t go dissing Blucifer. He’s far better than the bland non-offensive crap they would likely replace him with. He makes the world just a tiny bit more interesting just by existing. And he makes me laugh every time I go to the airport. If only more art could be as interesting, thought provoking, and controversial.
Yeah, the Hellhorse sculpture that turned on its creator and crushed him to death is a great story.
The comments below the story are an equally entertaining read.
“This airport is obviously an Illuminati Temple.”
I will admit that the paintings and hell-horse are…weird.
…And so they’re going to burrow into the ground and become tomorrow’s resistance to the grays? Why wouldn’t the aliens be able to figure out where these secret cities are? They can travel across space and not find us hiding under a rock?
It sounds like the friend of the friend of your friend could have a great career writing network tv shows. Really good stuff.
Its pretty much an established fact that humanoids NEVER EVER expect the speleological incarceration.
Took me a minute, but I see what you did there…
So don’t leave us hanging. Details, please.
Couldn’t wait. Had to look it up.
“Two years ago a part of the beast fell on Mr. Jimenez in his studio injuring him fatally. The memories of my Judeo-Christian, God-fearing upbringing may have faded over the years but I am a firm believer in signs and they don’t come much clearer than this one; maybe the City of Denver just wasn’t meant to have an off-color stallion gracing the entry to its world class airport.”
http://www.denverpost.com/ci_8961169
here is an excerpt that should tell us more about the “mainstream” than about the “fringe”: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/02/arts/design/02hors.html
I am surprised that the specific person saying this BS is a former critic, but the idea of doing “education courses” to make people get used to the shit being dished out at them by the powers that be is certainly a familiar one. Even if the shit involved is as frivolous and pointless as that horse statue - you are still gonna eat it up, peasants. If any suckers thought that their voice or opinions count, we have got “courses” designed to “educate” them otherwise.
Hey I’m totally into the hellhorse. I just think it’s strange that he’s the centerpiece of a major international airport. Somewhere Mastodon’s looking at the main sculpture for their stage show and wondering why it’s a plaster frontiersman with a plaque saying “Welcome to Denver.”
wtf!
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I hate that horse. It’s distracting. It’s the hardly pale horse of the apocalypse.
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Masonic bldgs are everywhere in Denver. Downtown, too. Mmmm…buffalo burger @ Appaloosa.
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“Ethnic art” is everywhere at DIA - it is an international airport in Colorado.. I love the art exhibitions at DIA and checking out eachterminal.
If the gubment was hiding aliens (or the freemasons), why make it so obvious? :dubious:
Man, DIA is awesome. It’s like they paid a first-year design student to orchestrate the management, and he had absolutely no oversight. It is bizarre in the best sense of the term.