Contest! Name my new car. Win Absolutely Nothing!

Mucho Too bad I can’t too MuchoSUV

Grande

Grosse

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I don’t think I have the courage for this one I just thought of:

BOJWOLB

Shaft. Or perhaps Blade.

My dad has a 1992 Suburban. They’re nice, and fun and easy to drive. Second car I ever drove, in fact. (The first was a Daewoo, just about as near a total opposite as you can get.)

6ULDV8
:wink:

Gassukr

TRHUGGR :smiley:

ABDUL.

Because all cars should be named Abdul. It’s just how I feel.

Abdul. and his twin brother Hassan
Sux2bu :slight_smile:

For Cranky, [ b] WAH LA**

And for the random doper whom I forget who was peeved about such word:

WHILST
Evil has a new name. It is Shirley. Shirley Ujest.

BRNVIL after Cadburys plain chocolate bar.

HERSEY as in hearse.

OILSLIK oilslick’

TARBABY as ‘Brer Rabbit and the …’

BLKHAUL blackhole/haul.

GRVYTRAIN

etc…

Carcasm

Zarcazm ooooooooh…me like.
I could be the winner of my own contest.

VALDEZ

or LUVBOAT

Dthray

For the loftier thinkers:

Quia latin for Because.

anon in a moment.

Veritas truth

Vorago which I forget, but it sounds cool.

18dhibjd

Letters in that should be upper-case, of course… :smack:

HYBRID

Well, today was suppose to be the day, but due to the fact that we are buying the car off of a FOAF whose husband died, my husband covered what he thought were the bases and had a note and death certificate. He needs her to sign a formal thingee…

However,

The lady at the DMV was laughing at all my submissions. She loved Gassukr.
So, kiddies, keep the submissions coming in…who knows what mood I/we/The Lady In Charge will be in tomorrow.

Translation, por favor?

Long, large, and black and a Chevy?

PieceOfShit fits all 4.

Irresponsible Oversized Uncessary Inconsiderate Road Hogging Gas Guzzling Behemoth has a nice ring to it, but won’t fit on a license plate.