As early as tomorrow, I could be in posession of a 1995 Chevy Suburban in cherry condition, baby.
She needs a name. She is long, large and black. She is b-e-a-u-Ti-Ful.
I was thinking if the name is short enough to possibly put it on a personalized plate. ( My current plate is 1VanGo. Which won’t work anymore bummer)
The first name that struck me , citing big, black and beautiful is Lula for the character of the same name from the Stephanie Plum novels. Which is even funnier as I am white (ok, more of a blush), live in the sticks and no one but Plum fans would get it.
Remember baby, this isn’t about fab prizes, its about * prestige.* You haven’t had any of that lately coughif evercough and if you did have it you wouldn’t be here slumming, loser. and it can’t be bought on eBay. This is your chance at immortality.
This name will be on this car until I drive it off its axels. ( Probably a week, but more than likely at least 10 years.)
The small print: I reserve the right to be the final arbiter of naming my truck. It is also in consideration of if the DMV approves of said name for the plate. (the bastiges.) Other rules and restrictions will apply if I ever think of them.
My pet name for the Suburban is Bus-urban, so perhaps TheBus would work. Also good are Behemoth, Lummox, and “Building That Has Wheels”. Or how about “Betty”, short for “Bete-noir”?
So far my favs are: NeedGas and HumThis Hee, I love both of these equally.
I was thinking I could do something on the sly with slang:
Bollcks or Shite (or 5h1t3 as it were in leet speek) I wonder what other Yurp slang I could do?
**Frk Dope ** for Fark and Straight Dope. ( Though, in fairness, when I got my last liscense plate, I had a list of 15 names or so, an nothing with SDMB, Dope, or Str8dp even made the cut. The bastiges.)
Even something funny like In Debt or Stil Payn.
bummer)
