Name My Car Part Duh. Still Win Nothing!

Here I challenged dopers to help me name my new suburban.

The name that won, by me, was Gassukr.

Humor is not a key point to the Department of Motor Vehicles and it was Denied. I suspect with the Onionesque line of " Would not be appropiate at this time.

So, I have until Monday to come up with a replacement name ( 7 letters/spaces total) for my black Suburuban.

Choices that we here discussed, that would definately not get picked:

**GasWhor my personal favorite after Gassukr
Bendovr
Azzkikr
Gaskikr **
But, I am open to all options at this stage. The DMV has my check on hold so, I pretty much have to come up with something.

Mr. Ujest wants it to say Hen and his could be changed to Hen Pekd

He so funny.
Others that I thought I would submit:

Falik
Phalik
Falic
phalek bit of a theme here, huh?
pron
pawned
Denied
Coolmom
Ranger
for Janet Evanovich’s ultimate bad boy.
Nigel [size=1] another doper recommended this and it is growing on me.