Contest! Name my new car. Win Absolutely Nothing!

Well, this would be more apropos if it were a white vehicle, but if you’re willing to tolerate a certain amount of ambiguity, how about MBYDICK?

Now we’re talking.

And why does it have to be a female name? Have you lifted it’s skirts to be sure?

Personally, I’ve always liked the names Howard and Zeke, especially for truck-type vehicles.

Oh, and I just named my guitar Lucien.

When I was in high school, I named my red Nova “Elvira.”

For a big black Suburban, I’m thinking that &IVORY may be funny. Of course, I think everything’s funny.

Look at that funny bird. . .tee hee. . . (runs after bird).

You could also try the following more dopercentric plates:

BRINGPIE
PERVIEW
IBRNDOG
20SDTHRY
3HIOPAL! or Hi OPAL
18DHIBJD

I know you love that big V8 sound, so…

BURBLE.

DEATHRAY

NOTCECIL

shirley: search for DHIBJD… look for a thread started by stonebow…

Ahhhhhhh, I just found out what that means…I missed that thread. Very funny.

Well, if 1VanGo doesn’t work anymore, how about 4Degas?

Joan’s Jett

plate: (JONZ JETT)

Shirley, your new big black pick-up truck needs some class (like you)*

NIGEL

Therein we have hints at blackness, upper-crust, intelligence, flexibility, wisdom, and it’s a name you can refer to (Let’s hop Nigel for a trip to the beach), put on a license plate, express affection (Nigel is my second-best friend…), ah well, the rest is yours…

*and yes, this is an attempt to sway you with flattery, but it’s for a GOOD CAUSE!

Nigel oooooh, that does bred class.

I could just name my car Mr. Darcy and just swoon all day long.

  • Honey you are being mean to me. I’m going to ride Mr. Darcy for awhile to think about things.* Yeah…

I get it today. Possibly this AM and because none of you asked. My Beloved Econoline has had a series of middle aged issues in the last three weeks. Her radiator cap went bad, which corrupted the thermostat, the black tubie things that connect to the water pump, so that lead to a 5 day hospitalization inside of our barn. Then the muffler decided to start its decline. So that got replaced. NOW Last night, as I was loading up for a 50 mile drive to a cousin’s house, I noticed a pool of radiator fluid underneath. Good thing I didn’t go, because our Very Good Friend the Super Mechanic said the radiator rusted through and was this close to total failure. Everything that went on the van is the original part ( ok, except the muffler.) So, after 121k miles it was time for some surgery. But, why couldn’t this all have waited until we sold my van. It’s like a wife getting cosmetic surgery done before she files for divorce. I don’t think we could hemorrage any more money. Knock wood.

And the Winner is…

GASSUKR

WHOOOO RAY FOR ME!

What do I win?

Car payments for the next seven or so years!
[Kermit the frong] Yaaaaaaaaay! [/Kermit]

I would like to state that the above winning liscense plate did not indeed win.

The DMV did not find it amusing.

For those of you who care and you all do my winning plate is:
K1DLIMO
Who won?

Mr. Ujest. [size=1] He vetoed " gaswhor". The buzzkill. :slight_smile: