It’s a tossup between Silo and SkySlash.
me me me! its all about me!
Persephone:
BWWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA
That was good…
I’m too shy and reserved to be egotistical. Must be due to all the teasing.
But they will learn.
They ALWAYS learn.
Heh heh heh.
Oh and I nominate… umm… i dunno…aha i guess…
I hadn’t submitted my vote yet silly man!! 
I am an artist, but only of self-portraits. No other subject is worthy of my talents.
I had children just to see if I could replicate myself. It didn’t work due to the inferior genetics of the egg donors.
My lovers wear a suit of mirrors so that I, too, can see just how good I am.
I’m so vain that I do think that song is about me.
I recently completed a 10 week team building exercise. Alone.
You are nothing more than a sock puppet who exists at my leisure.
I have the only vote. I win.
I’ve already won this freekin thing…I’m a broadcaster.
My head has to be supported with iron beams…I fall apart at any criticism…I am the greatest…buy very insecure about my greatness.
THANK YOU DR J!!! And NippleMan too!
WHOO HOO! Finally somebody got it! 
The writer Annie Lamott once identified the type of egotistical species I am: The Egomaniac with low self-esteem.
Or, as she put it,
The piece of sh*t that the rest of the world revolves around.
I realize I am not “playing right”, but I do think I deserve my own category. I can be Queen Sh*t of Turd Hill.
It is good that you capitalized my name. It is not good that you abbreviated. I am “Doctor Jackson, Sir” to you.
Never mix another name in a post with mine. Ever.
Never use an inclusive term like “somebody” to group me with anyone else. The correct terminology would be:
I see that I have made you happy. I do not care.
I’m so good, God screams my name during sex.
I have nude paintings in my library, of ME.
The Earth doesn’t revolve around the sun, it revolves around ME.
My shit don’t stink!