I will be the first entrant.
I once had a wet dream, in the dream I was masturbating!
YOUR TURN! 
…that should read…
I once had a wet dream. In that dream I was masturbating.
…sorry, that was bothering me.
I submit that once iampunha gets here, the thread be summarily locked, since it will be no contest from there forward.
I agree with Mr. Cynical.
I bet thinksnow could give iampunha a run for his money.
I am. For proof, see my 500th post extravaganza starting in about 30 minutes.
I second that Silver_Fire. I think iampunha should win hands down, no contest. 
…y’all arn’t playing right…
**I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!!!
BOW BEFORE ME PUNY DOPERS!
I SHALL MAKE THE SEAS BOIL WITH BLOOD AND THE RAIN SHALL BE AS FIRE UPON THE LAND!
ALL WHO OPPOSE ME SHALL BE VANQUISHED IN A STORM OF FURIOUS LIGHTNING!
THERE CAN BE NO CONTEST!**
Oh, most egoTISTical, not most egoMANIACal. Sorry.
Ambumax - Now with 33% more exclamation points!!!
I have won this game.
This game sucks… who thought up this suck suck game?
Anybody have a new game?
[Hijack}
Where Does that line come from? I recently heard it on a Prodigy(the band not the isp) cd. I know I have heard it before, but I cant seem to remember.[/Hijack]
But Anywhoo, you all are only playing for second place. I have the biggest ego, after all, I was the one that had the aduacity to post all them smileys to Chiefie, and I have the biggest male piece of anatomy too.
I keep it in my closet.
I can’t believe you subhumans haven’t mentioned me yet.
:::purring Mae West voice and hip-roll:::
I always admire a man with abundant closet space and a forklift.
Okay, Imapunha is a front-runner, but he’s just the most blatant egotist around. Noise does not substance make.
On second thought, it ain’t a bad indicator either.
Veb
There is a song from the early seventies, later remade by the Who, that begins that way
*I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE, AND I BRING YOU…
fire (ba bum bum bum) I bid you to burn (ba bum bum bum)
fire (ba bum bum bum) mumble mumble learn (ba bum bum bum)
*
For the life of me I can’t remember the band right now though.
Fire
Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
I am the god of hell fire and I bring you:
Fire, I’ll take you to burn.
Fire, I’ll take you to learn.
I’ll see you burn!
You fought hard and you saved and learned,
but all of it’s going to burn.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you’ve really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind.
You’re falling far too far behind.
Oh no, oh no, oh no, you gonna burn!
Fire, to destroy all you’ve done.
Fire, to end all you’ve become.
I’ll feel you burn!
You’ve been living like a little girl,
in the middle of your little world.
And your mind, your tiny mind,
you know you’ve really been so blind.
Now 's your time burn your mind,
you’re falling far too far behind.
Sorry for the jijack, back to the battling egos…
Thank you very much, I probably heard the Who version.
Oh BTW, happy 600 xizor.
You’re ALL wrong. It’s ME!
I don’t have to prove it. I just am.
Humming a musical ditty:
I love me I’m wild about myself
I love me, my pictures on the shelf…
la la la la la la la
Yes yes yes I am TOO GOOD!
Oh, it certainly isn’t me.
I’m the most kind, loving, mild, gentle, considerate, caring, giving, and humble person you’d ever meet in your life.
:::strolls away, head bowed low, wondering just how much of that crap they bought:::