Hey, neat! Thanks! 
(Why is there no class for this…?) :rolleyes:
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Hahahaha. Nothingman, you are kidding, right ? Either way, your “Mundane Pointless…” comment is laughingly one which illustrates that a little irate arrogance is greatly outdone simply by its own lunatic ignorance. LOL! Also, I notice that to post comments and chat (like this) on a Q&A thread is to convolute the thread and help it be suited to pointlessness or an MPS forum.
Hey! We’ve finally found someone who can speak Bjornish!
This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation)
I…dont…unner…stand…
I gotta go lie down…brain hurts.
VB reserves opinion, cracks open a beer, and sits back to watch.
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
So, then, here, altogether now, are the exciting questions given to be addressed:
(1) Who taught you how to spell?*
(2) Does your mommy know you’re on the computer?
(3) Why don’t you just go away?
(4) y the way, need a sig?
(5) …anyone wanna tell me how to nest quotes?
(6) What is the color of wind?
(7) What is your point?
*few appreciate my creativeity enough to ask.
**The answer assumes you mean beforeit makes its way through various materially clogged passageways.
ASPA (RATIONS OF CONTEMPTABLE) ANSWERS:
> A positively nice orange will.
Explanatory Notes (about that answer):
**— The above-given answer is the one answer simultaneously due each question.
— While the due answer is definately neat, delicious and whole, it is highly subjective, variable, and rationed. For proper rationing, pattern the sentence this way:
A / positively / nice orange / will. (Some portions of the answer are sharable by more than one question.)
---- For some few questions, a basic or partial (and amusing) application of Newton’s Law of Motion [fu = lap/pay] may be lightly appropriate.
---- A basic grasp of bjornish grammar is applicable in fully reading the answer.
---- Before posting contents of both the answer and its explanatory notes, a reasonable attempt was made to remove all points. Small bits of points may still nuturally occur to be possibly read and ASPA is not responsible for that.
THIS CONCLUDES ANSWERS FROM ASPA, AT THIS THREAD.**
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On behalf of Bjorn, I would like to file a formal protest.
In comparison to ASPA, Bjorn is a writer of clarity and perception. Between Bjorn and ASPA, there can be no comparison.
I say this as one who just spent a good 15 minutes (on a lovely Saturday morning, too), trying to wrest some meaning from ASPA’s last post.
Folks, I’m here to tell you that I can make sense of Bjorn’s posts; I could even make sense out of the “Dopey Doper”, Birddog21. But this is totally beyond even my formidable parsing skills.
ASPA, I’m truly sorry but I gave it my best shot. Always happy to talk to ya if you’ve got something to say… 
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
<<<I think we should consider the serious possibility that ASPA is on some kind of medication, and hence not a troll.>>>
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Plese Please Please.
ASPA.
I’m beg beg begging you.
PLEASE .
Do something for the assembled masses.
Would you find a BjOrn thread and contribute to it?The two of you will become firm, if mutually incomprehensible, friends.
I would attempt to read every post of such an exchange.
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It’s all fish that comes to the net (BjOrnese)
I think someone done scrambled this poor child’s eggs.
Dr. Watson
A man said to the universe:
“Sir, I exist!”
“However,” replied the universe,
“The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.” – Stephen Crane
Smokin’ dat crack wont do nufin’ to ma baby!
Oops, I hadn’t seen the word Bjorn before your playful post, and thought it was a fictitious nonsense grammar — so I played on that. Haven’t become familiar with member named Bjorn. My apologies!
Holy crap, that one ^^^ made sense.
Course it was only three sentences.
Allrightee, than. … But, once I lower my medication, I may lose the art of incomprehensibility (sniffle). Well, maybe I won’t lower the medication, but, rather, keep it on an even higher shelf. After all, as you might imagine, it’s not like I ever used the stuff. Wait a minute! I’m not on any medication! I’m being lead by the power of Nothamama’s cruel suggestion!!!
I’ll go searching the board for this Bjorn, with all my heart and sinew, since clearly I was sent to this forum, by force of the InternetOne, to advance my personal calling to this MPSIMS. But how will Bjorn respond to me: I’m only a month-old-member; I make stupid typographical mistakes in my persistent haste with the keyboard; my idea of learning, here, is the same idea I bring to videogames—play 'round ‘till you hit some right keys! Moreover, I’m not a faithful incomprehensaling: I lean equally toward posts that’re altogether sober, sensible, and (whatever “s” word means highly intelligible). Will Bjorn reject me as a miserable wanna-be-incomprehensaling?? I don’ wanna change, eipha.
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Originally posted by Dr.Watson:
I think someone done scrambled this poor child’s eggs.
Dr. Watson
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My own doctor! Just for that I’m not gonna help stop the jeoulous fighting between your old chair and new chair!!! The chair wearin’ black leather has the street moves, so you’ll see jest what for, yes-sirr-ee-you-will, I jes’ betcha!!
Tha’s wha’ I bin tryin’ d’ TELL* ev’ body. “Sheeeesh,” as NothingMan would say.
<sniffasniffsniffle>
I just snorted my medicine.
I was wrong. I admit it.
Okay, okay, let’s be orderly about this . . . Gentlemen, please stand aside and let the women and children through . . . And Ladies? Please, if you would, cover the children’s eyes as they pass . . . Step lively now . . . we haven’t all day . . .
Dr. Watson