CONTINUING ASPA (RATIONS OF MUNDANE ANSWERS)

But, shmmeriously, I can’t believe you guys couldn’t handle the answer I gave. Too many details, huh? Well, I…
[QOUTE] INTERJECTED EXACTLY OUT OF CONTEXT FROM NOTTHEMAMA’S ABOVE (306th) POST:
(Why is there no class for this…?)
[/QUOTE]

…Suggestion taken, Notthemama! Here’s your onboard answer key:
Now, as the answer, [A / positively / nice orange / will.] is simultaneous for each and all questions, and is rationed between them—and as we apply part of Newton’s Law of Motion, [i.e., fu = lap/pay], wherever appropriate—the individualized answers go like this:
(1) Who taught you how to spell?
choose: A nice orange! or A! f.u.!
(2) Does your mommy know you’re on the computer?
choose: A! f.u. or Positively.
(3) Why don’t you just go away?
**choose:**Will! or F.U.!
(4) by the way, need a sig?
**choose:**Positively.
(5) …anyone wanna tell me how to nest quotes?
**choose:**F.U.! or A positively nice orange will.
(6) What is the color of wind?
**choose:**A nice orange.
(7) What is your point?
**choose:**Will! or F.U.!


Manhattan, with regard to my confidentiality rights, please do not tell anyone that knows me from GQ that I’ve spent lengthy and guarded time in, well, MPSIMS.

manny told me to lay off this fruitcake, so I lay off, and look what happens. This is your mess, manny.

If you want to redeem yourself, manny, you’ll forget this nonsense of pruning by date. Prune by the moronic index. For example, I think you’ll agree that this thread is an 8.6 on the scale.

Casdave, Notthemama — I searched the whole world of this board and found no bjorn/BjOrn. Hmmmmmm… So, the character who equals my skill is actually fictitious; my incomparable work remains inimitable!

Aspa

Sigh if only you were unique.

Anyway,if you are up for the challenge,go to the BBQ pit and look up the thread ‘Sarcasm ,name calling and pit stuff’

Let the games begin

ANYONE GIVE ME ODDS OF 2/1 ON BJORN? :smiley:

Wait, what’s the bet?

I was tempted to give ASPA some links to some of Bjorn’s work, but then I reconsidered. It seems like cruel and unusual punishment to sic somebody like ASPA on Bjorn, who never did ME any harm.

ASPA, nobody around here thinks it’s funny to be quoted out of context. But I am probably wasting my breath–I spent several years working in Adult Foster Care with mentally disabled and disturbed adults, and ASPA reminds me uncomfortably of a number of those people.

I’m not going to talk to him anymore; I seriously don’t think there’s any point to it. (I could never persuade “Danny B.” that aliens weren’t standing on his feet, either.)

:frowning:

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

I went to the bbQpit, found a few threads where a Bjorn is heavily under discussion… (Bjorn appears barely inspired to include himself in the long “interview” where he was discussed.) Overall discussion indicates Bjorn has posted a lot, so I’m sure I’ve simply missed finding all posts. I searched the thread you named, but I used one word—“Sarcasm,”—since I couldn’t remember your full reference; I believe that one word should’ve been sufficient, as clicked. The term, “Big Iron,” mostly comes up, instead, in my search, when using Bjorn/bjorn/BjOrn. I can’t remember the one thread found that was actually by Bjorn, but it addresed opinions about what’s a debate and which debates are then great. (Now that’s forcing on Bjorn and ourselves a trivial, trivial debate.} [I get to define *“trivial, trivial”*.] I wouldn’t mind some bit of conversation about qualified and unqualified nonsense, but any such sort of conversation would have to designedly bring itself shortly to closure, for my own trivial interest. Even with cogent points and/or true wit, any “serious” discussion about any one member’s supposed efficient, defficient, or whathaveyou technique in straghtdoping would be greatly limited in my interest. Seems the bit about Bjorn’s comprehensibility revolves chiefly around spelling and the like, then somehow around some decidedly trivial topics by whatever comparison. The message board is replete with this kinda opinion from different members to others, though. If the quantity of this sort of discussion weighs with Bjorn, the quality of this sort of discussion is still all over the message board, so I’m not sure a special conversation between Bjorn and I would inspire anything more provokative—if “comprehensibility” remains, as it is given, theme and impetus for replies. Anyway, I haven’t found Bjorns (prolific?) postings after a fair amount of searching with presented information. If you haven’t reconsidered your plea for conversation between us, please (if you may like) kindly invite him to (a)review ASPA for whatever about ASPA it is that you’d have him be acquainted with, then (b)invite him to start a conversation with me over here. I’ve checked out the bbQpit and, while it’s a convenient addition to the board, I don’t think that’s where I’ll be starting any threads. Well, as you may or may not have begun to notice, I’m reverting to my comprehensible mode, (just one person’s opinion, though), so I better close.
THIS CONCLUDES ASPAS POSTING AT THIS THREAD, THANX.

It’s very typical of this kind of thing, to have the wild swings from excessive verbosity to silence and back again. Sometimes “Danny B.” conversed quite normally, but two minutes later, he’d be muttering, “Get off my feet…”

This is very spooky; I’m outta here…


“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

I’ve been doing that, for a bit now.(except the beer, of course) I have decided after reading the rest of these posts, that Dr. Watson has the right of it. to quote:

[QUOTE]
I think someone done scrambled this poor child’s eggs.
Step lively now…we haven’t all day…

[QUOTE]

Sigh too bad…


You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.<a true Wally original!>

Casdave, Wally, this is a person with serious problems, 'kay? We’re way beyond mere “troll”, I think. Really. :frowning:

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

Oh, this goes here, then ---- THIS CONCLUDES ASPA’S POSTING AT THIS THREAD, THANX: Actual quote resides on the same page, and is fully referenced, within playful retake; the full context was not removed from the page nor reference, but pretended so and written that way for easy acknowledgement.
Still, not everyone reads carefully or gets intended information, so I respect your opinion. Unlike me, you make a point.

Calling for backup, Notthemama? I’m convinved you’re potentially any message board’s consummate jerk. You back that one up, yourself. Knock yourself out talking **about[/b the ones you can’t talk with.

Thunderin’ Jaysus there’s two of 'em in here! This is kinda like a Burridan’s Ass thing, only in reverse.

Ladies and gentlemen, please ignore all previous advice. There is a time for everything, and the time to panic is now.

Run! Save Yerselves!

Dr. Watson
“Let us now leave the man in his solitude, so that he may cherish the illusion of his dignity.”

An Airhead called Debon?

Well what more is there to be added-hoist on thine own petard!

Debonairhead, your eloquence is unsurpassed; every word that issues from between your thrice-blessed lips is as holy writ to me.

You’ve convinced me.

Yes, I admit it, here, now, in public: I am the board’s consummate jerk.

But at least I know how bolding works.

Flame on!

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen

Aspa, it’s bj0rn.