Contradictions

I like walking in the rain, but I don’t like being wet.

I hate bad movies, but I love Adam Sandler.

I don’t like wearing formal clothes, but I look totally badass in my black suit.

I like walking everywhere, but I really want to own a Corvette some day.

I am tired, and I have done nothing all day.

I like cheese and fried foods. . .but not fried cheese or cheese fries.

I’m a playa. . .but a playa hater.

I love swimming in the ocean, but I have a fear of drowning.

I like working out and physical sports, but I hate sweating.

I have a thing for blondes, but I married a brunette.

I love debating and arguing, but I hate confrontations.

I am good at budgeting, but I am in debt.

Same for me, but reversed.

I hate – I mean really hate – the taste of raw tomatos, but love all other tomato products (ketchup, stewed tomatos, pasta sauce, tomato soup, etc.).

I love being around other people’s children, and am quite good with babies, but at this time I do not want any of my own. (“But you’re so good with kids!” :rolleyes: ).

I think beige is a horrible color. I am constantly wearing khakis.