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I am a yuppie. Oh sure, try as I might to project a happy go lucky, man of the people air on this board, when it really comes down to it, I am a yuppie. I fit the profile well, I figure it is just a matter of time before I drive off in my leased BMW talking about my portfolio strength searching vainly for the nearest Starbuck’s.
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I did not find the movie There’s Something About Mary the least bit funny.
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I am not a fan of Aerosmith. They may be old. They may be resilient. They may sell millions of records. I still think all of their songs sound the exact same and that they have all visited the Keith Richards School of Mummification.
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I like the Sound of Music. I am a red blooded American male and yet somehow, when Captain von Trapp gets up and sings at the talent show I always find myself humming that song in my head for the next week.
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Girl-girl scenes do nothing for me.
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My dream pizza no longer consists of red meat. It would have mushrooms, spinach, and extra cheese.
Gosh I feel unburdened.