Alas, in a few weeks time, the abundant number of Star Wars threads will begin to wane. We can’t have that! After all the important questions are asked and answered, I’m all but certain a few will have been overlooked. Let’s help our fellow Dopers out by compiling a list of Star Wars threads they may not have thought to inquire about[ol][]Which Wookie Had The Coolest Hair Style?[]How Many Kernels Came In The Bag Of Popcorn You Had At The Midnight Premiere of ROTS?[]Help Write A Plot Outline For Episodes 12-14[]Young Anakin vs Wesley Crusher - Who Would Win?[]If Jabba=Sizeism & Jar-Jar=Racism Does That Mean Joda=Ageism?[]Help Me Construct My Own Personal Death Star[]How Many Buzz Droids Could Dance On The Helmet Of Darth Vader?[]Have You Tried The New RotS Breakfast Cereal?[]Draw Comparisons Between The US Senate & The Star Wars Senate[]How Many Total Times Was the Word ‘The’ Used In All 6 Star Wars Films?[/ol]
It’s obscene the way our children are being exposed to de-pansted wookies! :mad:
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**I support the recent use of the Chewbacca defense against gay marriage, and anyone who says the “Equal rights” argument has any validity here is a damned fool! **
Too long, I know, but it clearly expresses my feelings. 
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
Who would you cast in a remake of Episodes 1-3?
Who would you recast in other movies people who were in Star Wars movies were in?
Pets’ reactions to Star Wars sounds, or, does Fido bark at Chewwie?
Seriously. I’ve been watching the other films lately and it occurred to me that there must be some dogs and cats out there (in this great big galaxy of ours) who go bonkers when Chewwie howls, R2D2 sighs, a Ton-Ton screams, Jabba laughs in that basso-profundo register of his, and so forth. So, Dopers, if you love Star Wars and have a pet, here’s the thread for you!
I can see Ask the Jedi and Ask the Sith threads coming. But I do not know who will start them. Only young Anakin that power has.
Star Wars The Sitcom: The Early Years of the Empire and the Rebellion
Discussion on the droid that looks like a garbage can, from the Jawa sandcrawler
The Care and Feeding of Rancors
Biochemistry of Midichlorians
60 Minutes investigates Toshi Station
Why did so many Bothans die gathering intelligence on Death Star II?
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Hutt Sex (but were afraid to ask)
Rules of Sabacc
Bantha Recipies
Interesting noncombat things to do with a lightsaber
Common Star Wars Misspellings (e.g. Tagge Station)
Isn’t the new Star Wars cereal the Spongebob Squarepants Cereal?
Were those Goddamn Nerds Prancing About in your Front Row?
Is Star Wars the Progenitor of Cosplay?
Why wasn’t Natalie Portman cast out into the Vacuum of Space?
How Harry Potter Star Wars and LOTR Fit Nicely Together
Didn’t you want to Kill those Damn Nerds Delaying the Picture?
Who does George Lucas think he is?
GL: Piggy or Hutt?
Striking Realism of Hayden Christensen Cardboard Cut-Outs
How about that One Hot Girl I Saw in the Movie, you know, for about Two Seconds in that One Scene?
Other Things Softer Than Sand
Could Yoda use the Force to make a chick have an orgasm without touching her?
Could Mark Hamill make a chick have an orgasm without paying her?
Favorite Star Wars tongue twisters: Sick Sith’s Sixth Sense
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“Missed it by that much”: How could a prepared Batman kill Darth Vader?
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I want a “Star Wars: BLANK of the BLANK” thread that suggests alternate titles for the movies thusly titled. Seriously, Lucas makes six movies, and fully half of them are subtitled in “BLANK of the BLANK” format? We’ve had “Return of the Jedi”, “Attack of the Clones”, and “Revenge of the Sith.” Now, “The Empire Strikes Back,” there is a title with some panache. I bet we all could come up with better subtitle ideas than those three. So, that’d be the thread.
Hell, maybe I’ll go get that sucker started…
If each character was a flavor, what would Natalie Portman taste like?
This thread makes the baby Luke and Leia cry.