By what it says on the can/bottle.
Mine says
“Brewed for a crisp, full taste”
“A passion for quality shows in every beer we brew.It’s about making something you can take pride in.”
*contains no additives or preservatives
*union made
Sound yummy?
Milwaukee’s Best Light
Most of their beers are Damn lousy!
“An Honest Brew Makes It’s Own Friends.”
“Purest Ingredients” & “Finest Quality”
But all you really need to know is what’s between those two statements:
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.
“You’re Not Worthy.”
Stone’s Arrogant Bastard
“Dommelsch Bier Wordt Op Traditionele Wijze Gebrouwen.” (Anno 1744)
“This is one lacerative muther of a beer. It is unequivocally certain that your feeble palate is grossly inadequate and thus undeserving of this liquid glory…and those around you would have little desire to listen to your resultant whimpering.”
Stone’s Double Bastard.
The one in my hand right now says “From the brewers of Guinness.”
Harp Lager
“Brewed on the banks of the mighty Saint Vrain”
Son of a bitch, that’s what I was coming in to say. Seriously, it’s on my clipboard…see “Brewed on the banks of the mighty St. Vrain”
What’s I like about that is, when talking to someone from Left Hand, he told me that it’s more or less a joke as the St Vrain isn’t mighty so much as a little creek that runs behind the brewery. In fact, a lot of their beers have some sort of a joke or story to go along with the name or (old) label.
Uh, you want it? I’m not gonna drink it.
Really? Of all the things used to make beer, they’re bragging about the water?:rolleyes:
I’d rather not have beer that was similar to making love in a canoe (fucking close to water).
It was freaking disgusting.
But he still probably would have been a better POTUS than his brother.
The one beer to have when you’re having more than one
Because, hell. if your going to tie one on why waste money? Drink the cheapest shit you can find!
That’s a little unfair. Schaefer beer isn’t great but it’s not all that horrible either.
–Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA
IMHO this one is precious:
Yeah, because when you’re on a health food diet, BEER is on the list!
Read the rest of that label. It’s Priceless:
*Increases Appetite when you’re at the Dennys at 3am after bar closing
***Promotes Restful Sleep **when you’re passed out in the gutter
*Help to banish that run down feeling I feel sorry for people who don’t drink
*Stimulate bodily function in both young and old when you piss like a race horse after 6 of these
*Help lactation you gotta be shitting me!
*Promote Growth your boner over the ugly chick at the bar.
MadTheSwine, what more do you want?
“Brewing Tradition Since 1845” = huh, they must have been around quite a while!
“Union Made” = hmmm…not quite sure what that has to do with it…
“Brewed & Bottled by Minhas Craft Brewery” = Okay, back on track - I like craft beer!
“DamnGoodBeer.com”= Wait a second…
Clear Creek Ice - easily the worst beer I have ever tasted in my entire life.
I’m not convincing you to drink my beer. Get your own! :mad:
