Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout. Somewhere on the bottle it says “Never Say Die.”
If you like stouts, this one is fantastic.
Really way too wordy, though. “Southern Tier” is really all that’s needed. Seriously, I don’t think they can make a non-delicious beer.
No kidding. Whenever anyone I know leaves California, I always make them bring back some ST. The Pumking is amazing.
Busch Ice. Not so great a beer, but cheap and 5.7 Percent. Drink all you want!
Please please don’t take this the wrong way but if you don’t drink Dogfish Head beer you’re a fucking dick.
- @KenMarino on Twitter
Not even close to all of the label. Forthwith the entire label contents of the glorious Arrogant Bastard.
This is an aggressive ale. You probably won’t like it. It is quite doubtful that you have the taste or sophistication to be able to appreciate an ale of this quality and depth. We would suggest that you stick to safer and more familiar territory–maybe something with a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at convincing you it’s made in a little brewery, or one that implies that their tasteless fizzy yellow beverage will give you more sex appeal. Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.
At Stone Brewing, we believe that pandering to the lowest common denominator represents the height of tyranny - a virtual form of keeping the consumer barefoot and stupid. Brought forth upon an unsuspecting public in 1997, Arrogant Bastard Ale openly challenged the tyrannical overlords who were brazenly attempting to keep Americans chained in the shackles of poor taste. As the progenitor of its style, Arrogant Bastard Ale has reveled in its unprecedented and uncompromising celebration of intensity. There have been many nods to Arrogant Bastard Ale…even outright attempts to copy it… but only one can ever embody the true nature of liquid Arrogance!
“From the glass-lined tanks at Old Latrobe…” Rolling Rock - now brewed in Newark, NJ I believe. Its just not the same.
Never said it was. If people need more than those 3 words to be convinced, they’re not worthy. 
Carlsberg - Probably the best beer in the World (a blatant lie if you ask me).
And in the old days,say pre-1960s, when this slogan was coined, before Schaeffer lost its way in corporate reshuffling, it was a very, very good beer.
I just remembered this: http://www.internationalbeerday.com/
Since 1829. Original Amber Beer by America’s Oldest Brewery.
Yuengling Traditional Lager
“Every drop of Shiner is brewed in Shiner. Drink Shiner Bock Beer.”
hey, wanna beer?
How old are you?
“Fully Krausened”
That’s what it say on “LaCrosse Lager”.
I’m guessing whoever was in charge of that ad campaign was under a strict “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all” ruling.
It may not be great beer, but at least it’s krausened!
oh HELL yes it is. Freaking amazing on nitro draft.
I don’t have a slogan. I brew it myself and it’s mine. ALL MINE! 
(But seriously… you all can have some if you want.)
“it’s my beer” “mmm, mmm, bitch” “it will get you drunk, you’ll be fucking fat girls in no time”