One of the requirements in the OP was, “Please confine yourself to movies you’ve actually seen.” Are you telling me that you actually sat through that? I didn’t think anyone did. It only made about a million at the box office.
The Perfect Master speaks: Did John Wayne die of cancer caused by a radioactive movie set? - The Straight Dope
Oh my. That is… wow.
What the bleepity bleep were they thinking! Imagine working on that set, seeing all the money that was poured into being on location, the unpleasantness of working in 120 degree heat… and listening to John Wayne deliver his lines like that! Did they think everyone was gonna love it?
Genghis Khan… played by a white man on screen; that’s a bad idea. Maybe not insurmountable by itself, but… played by John Wayne? That’s a really bad idea. Played by John Wayne when he’s not even TRYING to do anything but his usual drawl? Recipe for disaster!
I still think Bratz Babyz is way worse, but The Conqueror is a special kind of Hollywood Bad.
I haven’t seen Oogieloves, and I don’t doubt that it is terrible, but I don’t think it can truly compete with Bratz Babyz. A sample of the plotline:
from Wikipedia.
It’s the worst movie ever made. It’s gotta be.
Forrest Gump: A poorly acted mentally handicapped character stumbles through a plot-less series of spectacularly unlikely historical scenarios with no apparent purpose or resolution.
Forrest Gump beyond all movies is the worst fucking excuse for a movie since cameras were invented. Details later.
If your username was DumbGIRL, I’d ask you out.
In real life, there are reports of Genghis Khan having red hair and green eyes.
Must’ve been some kind of radioactive mutation.
I know I’m going to suffer later for this, but, for me at least, in it is the truth.
Worst film(s) ever? Lord of the Rings, all three of them. OMG, what inane, pointless drivel. Have I mentioned that I hate and abhor J.R.R. Tolkien?
Second worst movie of all time? Avatar. Yeah, yeah, I know, supposedly glorious computer graphics and all that – bah! Stupid story all dressed up with nowhere to go.
Just remember, Skald, you said we could ignore Rule 4. I’m ignoring it.
There are times when I wonder about this whole “freedom of speech” thingy…
Happiness. Everyone in it is a terrible person and/or miserably unhappy. It’s just. …awful.
Hehe, I actually really liked that movie…for exactly the same reason.
That’s the one where the dad is a pedophile, but doesn’t molest his own son, right?
That’s the one I was thinking of at least, yes.
Nobody’s said it yet, so I’ll go ahead and clear this up:
There are TWO movies with the title “Crash”
This is the racist one: Crash (Haggis version)
This is the pervy sexy one The Cronenberg version
Please continue the debate… You’re welcome.
see post #91
Sorry. My bad. Missed that one.
Spanglish
It’s one of those insufferable films in which spoiled rich white people learn a valuable lesson from the fountains of homespun wisdom that are the dark complected people who serve them. Even worse, that lesson was something vaguely like: “Don’t let a wealthy benefactor pay for your child’s education, because then she might start acting white.”
It wasn’t so bad it was good. It was just incredibly boring and dreary.
A lot of the movies on “Worst Movies of All Time” lists had very restrictive budget limitations. They spent 80,000,000 dollars to make this piece of shit suburban dramedy starring Adam Sandler and a bunch of nobodies.
Not to even mention that everyone (with one exception, I think) that Forrest cares about ends up dead. Am I the only one who noticed that about this over-rated piece of drek?