Cool, aside from the slave thing.
Influencers
Generally not cool.
Gumby
Way cool.
Skinny jeans?
Cool.
Bill the Cat
Cool in context, otherwise not.
Iced coffee?
Very cool. I drink it every morning.
Meatless burgers?
Cool - and delicious. Had one not long ago and I really could not’ve told it apart from a real hamburger.
James Madison?
Slave owner. Uncool.
Bongos?
Cool if actually played.
Cheap plastic bongs?
When you drill down on the concept a couple of layers, we should say cool.
those black and white packaged ‘generic’ products that were popular during the late 70’s?
Not cool, store brands are much better
SJWs?
Well, they *think *they’re cool, at least.
James Monroe?
Pretty cool. Apparently not easy to get along with, but I don’t want to get into a pots-and-kettles thing.
Those greeting cards that play music when opened?
Not even not cool, horrible
CDs with DVD content?
Cool.
Supermarionation?
Cool. And also a little creepy. But in a cool way.
The Avengers (MacNee & Blackman/Rigg/et al. TV, not the movie remake nor the Marvel superheroes)?
Cool, especially when Mrs. Peel is in the catsuit. Mrowwrrrrr.
James Madison?
We’ve already established that the slave owner was uncool.
Discovering you’re related to somebody famous… for all the wrong reasons?
If “for all the wrong reasons” is anything like what my imagination’s coming up with, decidedly uncool. Even if it was 1200 years ago.
Black licorice?
Black licorice?
Not cool.
Shirt with your own picture on it?