The myth, cool. Belief in bigfoot, not cool.
Bring your bible to school day?
Not cool at all in a publicly-funded school.
Bring Your Kid(s) to Work Day?
Potentially very cool. But in practice, not so much.
Zane Grey westerns
Not Cool. Louis L’Amour maybe, but not Zane Grey.
Pit bulls
Not cool. Spuds McKenzie ruined it. Also the maulings.
Red Bull®?
Not cool. Makes my heart palpitate.
80’s New Wave?
Cool.
'80s New Romantic?
Cool.
Absolute zero?
Absolutely cool
jazz?
Cool. Even “cool” jazz is cool. (NB: Kenny G is not jazz. That is instrumental MOR, and not cool.)
Memphis soul?
Cool
A Capella?
Almost always not cool.
John Quincy Adams
Correction on the above post, a capella is cool. JQA, not so much.
Initializing president’s names?
Cool.
Operating bulldozers, wrecking balls, and cranes?
Very cool.
Andrew Jackson?
Mr. Trail of Tears? Not cool.
Christopher Columbus?
Makes Jackson look like a saint, not cool.
1980s SNL?
As far as the history of SNL goes, slightly cool.
Man-caves/She-sheds?
Cool-io. Ever’body needs space, dig?
The USPS?
Still cool. Still hangin’ in there.
Duolingo?