Not cool a bit. Sorry.
Climate change denial.
Uncool and dumb.
Use of the term “curated”.
Cool if you are some kind of museum administrator, otherwise no.
Sangria (red OR white)
Cool!
Steely Dan (band)
Cool.
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Drinking PBR to prove how hip thou art–no. But the drink itself? It’s unpretentious and isn’t trying to fool anyone. It is what it is. So yes, PBR, you are cool.
Vibram Five Finger Shoes
Definitely way Un-cool!
- I have 3 kids, and I’ve never heard of them, so I Googled them.
- They are ridiculously pointless
- Anyone wearing them would look like a tool.
Got one for the next person?
Sorry…
String ties?
Not cool.
Cheesecake
Not cool
3-D printing
Oh, so cool.
Hot Topics
Corporate operation attempting to define, then sell “cool” = not cool, in the most not cool possible way.
Bowling shirts
Not cool. Next scheduled to beome cool again in (let’s see, 50s, 90s…) 2030.
Karate!
Cool, but not as cool as Tai Kwan Do.
Cards Against Humanity.
Polar!
Tamarind Margaritas.
The first 2 are cool, after that you’re pushing it.
Mexican Wrestling Masks?
Cool on Mexican wrestlers, not so cool on just about anything else.
The Stanley Cup
The Stanley Cup is the greatest trophy in sports. VERY cool.
Golf
Golf – hella cool.
Pugs?