Cool Tombstone/ what would yours say?

In My Humble Opinion
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Mine would read:

1200 Techniques, Alex Lloyd, Ash, At The Drive-In, Augie March, Basement Jaxx, Ben Folds Five, Beth Orton, Bexta, Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, Carl Cox, Coldplay, Dave Graney, De La Soul, Eskimo Joe, Fatboy Slim, Foo Fighters, Frenzal Rhomb, Garbage, Gerling, Gerling, Grinspoon, Groove Armada, Groove Terminator, Happy Mondays, Hole, Janes Addiction, Jebediah, Jimmy Eat World, John Butler Trio, Josh Abrahams, Jurassic 5, Killing Heidi, Korn, Kraftwerk, Machine Gun Fellatio, Magic Dirt, Manic Street Preachers, Marilyn Manson, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Pacifier, PJ Harvey, Placebo, Powderfinger, Queens Of The Stoneage, Rammstein, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regurgitator, Regurgitator, Resin Dogs, Silverchair, Something For Kate, Sonic Animation, Spiderbait, Stephen Alkins, Supergrass, The Avalanches, The Chemical Brothers, The Cruel Sea, The Living End, The Music, The Vines, The Waifs, Waikiki, Wilco, Yothu Yindi, You Am I.

… to name the ones I can remember. :eek:

I think I’ll need frikkin’ Uluru not a tombstone, by the time I’m dead. :slight_smile:

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| I’m With Stupid
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Keep it down. I’m trying to rest, fer crissakes!

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Who turned out the lights?

or

Holy shit, it’s hot down here

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Move along, nothing to see here.

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That was fun.
now what?

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“I don’t rot on your carpet,
So please don’t walk on my grave.”

Seems like that came from National Lampoon or something.

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Don’t know about mine, but my partner will have a very excellent, extremely expensive stone, which will say “I had a coupon.”

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I once told a carnival worker who guessed my weight wrong to, “give me my prize…I’m out of here!” My sister thought that would make a nice headstone.

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Wish you were here!

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ROYAL TENENBAUM-- DIED WHILE SAVING HIS FAMILY
FROM A SINKING BATTLESHIP

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**Point Blank Fools John Kay & Steppenwolf Jackson Browne Nitzinger Rolling Stones Ray Wylie Hubbard Creedence Clearwater Revival Sammy Hagar Eric Johnson Genesis Jethro Tull ZZ Top Willie Nelson Jerry Jeff Walker Robert Plant Aerosmith Van Halen The British Invasion Gary P. Nunn Jimmy Page Rainbow Neil Young The Police The Allman Brothers **
Here I lay
all broken hearted
had to shit
and instead I departed

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The coolest tobmstone, grave actually, I’ve ever seen is Jackie Gleason’s . Not only does it have a great epitaph “And Away We Go”, his own trademark line, but it is just cool looking too.

It happens to be very near my own father’s grave, so every time I go to visit my father I stop by Gleason’s tomb. It is a double grave, but only one side is occupied, and there’s usually a single red rose on it.

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Engraved with the lyrics to Dead Man’s Party, right?

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[JOHN
Free your body and soul
Unfold your powerful wings
Climb up the highest mountains
Kick your feet up in the air
You may now live forever
Or return to this earth
Unless you feel good where you are

   Missed by your friends](http://www.snopes.com/photos/grave.asp)

Beauitiful.

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LMAO…Blackeyes that is hilarious and terrible at the same time.

I can’t think of anything good right now for mine so this will have to do for now.
I came,
I saw,
Realized this sucks,
and checked out.

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Bluesman’s tombstone…

"Didn’t Wake Up This Mornin’ "

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Death is the biggest thrill of all.
That’s why they save it till last.

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“I believe that the rendering of useful service is the common duty of mankind, and that only in the purifying fire of sacrifice is the dross of selfishness consumed, and the greatness of the human soul set free.” J.D. Rockefeller, Jr.

If they can put that on a modest slab for $50, so be it. Otherwise, spend the money on educating some youngsters, and let me be where those who planted me can find the spot.

Oh, and plant some catnip. :smiley:

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Something like that tombstone

Alternatively :
That is not dead which can eternal lie,
and with strange eons even death may die