I once had a friend who was a big Star Trek fan.
He wanted “He’s Dead Jim” written on his tombstone.
How about…
“See Mom, eating brocolli will kill me!”
You’re standing on the daisies I pushed up.
Thank you Zeldar. Same here.
“I was usually right in the first place”
I’ve said that a lot in life so it’ll remind folks that death hasn’t changed me.
and bayonet1976
Jackie Gleason was a classy guy. - truly the Great One
I tried.
" WHAT?!!?"
Supposedly truely printed on a tombstone:
“Remember this as you walk by
As you are now, so once was I
As I am now, you soon will be
So be prepared to follow me.”
Someone had scribbled underneath:
“To follow you I’m not content
Until I know to where you went”
Love it.
PERMANENT
WEIGHT LOSS
AT LAST!
Spike Milligan’s grave:
I TOLD YOU I WAS ILL
Here lies Richard J.
Who’ll rise again another day
For though I fell and cracked my head
I’ll soon be one of the undead
So don’t stand there, I’m comin’ through
And when I’m up, then I’ll eat you